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Refund, Please

Santa dropped in and was eager to pay, Viagra was sadly left in the sleigh. A tart doffed her teddy, Said, "Santa I'm ready, But doubt you're able to do it that way."

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Sara Kendrick

Date: 12/14/2022 11:53:00 AM

Okay...A little bit on the tricky side. Thanks for sharing. Sara

David Bose
Date: 12/16/2022 5:00:00 AM

Thank you, Sara. I pray he doesn't leave me coal for this bit of fun. Merry Christmas, Dave

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 12/6/2022 7:57:00 AM

Oh David...I am still laughing! :))

David Bose
Date: 12/7/2022 5:11:00 AM

With stops like these, it's a marvel he makes it around the world in a single night. Thanks.