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Bill’s cucumbers grew long and hard Nuns queued up for them in his yard ‘Twas their weekly treat… They were not to eat I’ll finish here… or I’ll get barred! 08/12/20

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Date: 8/26/2020 2:32:00 PM
Where angels fear to tread, there's you as cool as a cucumber, howl . . . : )
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/26/2020 2:34:00 PM
ha ha ha thanks Indiana:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/18/2020 4:02:00 PM
Hahahaha!! I can just see the nuns blushing if any read this, or it may give them dreams, nice one, classic Jan, love it loads, just up my cucumber, oops! I mean Street ;) xx
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Date: 8/18/2020 4:09:00 PM
ha ha ha James love the new avatar, love to you and the family:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/18/2020 11:33:00 AM
Congratulations Jan on your hilarious and very clever POTD - hugs and blessings Jennifer. P.S. we look forward to your sequel and it's outcome!
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Date: 8/18/2020 11:37:00 AM
lol not sure soupers could cope with a second stanza lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/18/2020 5:27:00 AM
Jan! Sorry I missed this POTD,, It's "divinely" clever! Hugs, Pangie xx
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Date: 8/18/2020 11:33:00 AM
I will never get the Nobel prize for literature but i make folk smile:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/15/2020 7:45:00 PM
The purity of your proper poesy persuades Poetry Soup, and procures you a POTD. ~Pepi Pee-Pee... lol Congrats, Jan!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/18/2020 11:32:00 AM
thanks GW:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/15/2020 4:40:00 PM
Hello Jan ... what I love to read. It is up to us readers now to assume the outcome. Now what rhymes with barred? Thanks Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 8/15/2020 4:43:00 PM
lol thanks for dropping by Lindsay we all need more humour in our lives and to have a giggle and I just couldn't resist this theme lol:-) hugs jan x
Date: 8/15/2020 3:33:00 PM
Hello sweetie, I forgot to say Congratulations on POTD on this beauty yesterday. Hard Monday is his birthday. Hugs Eve
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/15/2020 4:20:00 PM
aww Eve thinking of you my friend, hugs jan xx
Date: 8/14/2020 8:01:00 PM
Your usual wonderful limerick, Jan. Congratulations on POTD~ Warren
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Date: 8/15/2020 11:52:00 AM
Thanks Warren:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/14/2020 5:51:00 PM
Jan you have so much fun writing and you give us all a big smile. Thank you and congratulations.
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Date: 8/15/2020 11:51:00 AM
Thanks Michael:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/14/2020 2:35:00 PM
Watch out Jan, or you could be the barred Bard! Such a hilarious sense of humour you have, a well-deserved POTD. Congratulations and thanks for the smile (and steer clear of hungry nuns, lol!) Hugs ~ John
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/14/2020 2:40:00 PM
ha ha ha the barred bard now that could be my book title lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/14/2020 10:57:00 AM
Just stopping back with congratulations for your POTD, Jan! Well deserved.
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Date: 8/14/2020 2:34:00 PM
thanks Carolyn I know its a form you are SO good at too, and we need a little humour at the moment:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/14/2020 10:47:00 AM
AW, come on, Jan...don't leave us hanging. Finish the tale. May I suggest "They were not there to eat"...for Line 4? Congrats on POTD...good to get a little "flavor" in this section from time to time.
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Date: 8/14/2020 2:33:00 PM
Thanks for the suggestion and I agree its good to have a little 'flavour' with potd although some might find this theme distasteful lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/14/2020 9:52:00 AM
Congratulations on your p.o.t.d win. So cute. You made me laugh. Enjoy your win and day..............................
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Date: 8/14/2020 2:31:00 PM
thanks Paula:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/14/2020 9:11:00 AM
Jan, very bawdy and fun, congratulations on your POTD _Constance
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Date: 8/14/2020 2:31:00 PM
thanks Constance:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/14/2020 8:06:00 AM
hee,hee...good one Jan. Congrats on POTD
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/14/2020 2:30:00 PM
thanks Jeanne:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/14/2020 6:07:00 AM
- Congratulations on your p.o.t.d. :) - hugs
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/14/2020 2:30:00 PM
thanks Anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/14/2020 4:36:00 AM
...lights out at ten....candles out at eleven
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Date: 8/14/2020 2:29:00 PM
ha ha ha thanks John:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/14/2020 4:16:00 AM
Back with congratulations my friend on potd
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Date: 8/14/2020 2:29:00 PM
thanks Mark:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/14/2020 3:21:00 AM
Limericks are supposed to be bawdy, this is bawdy lol. Congrats Jan on POTD. Tom
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Date: 8/14/2020 2:28:00 PM
thanks Tom i couldnt resist lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/14/2020 3:05:00 AM
Simply beautiful, Mr. D! I share your kindred thoughts. Kudos for POTD. Love and more love always.
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Date: 8/14/2020 2:24:00 PM
I dont think this comment is meant for me Freddie, hugs jan xx
Date: 8/14/2020 1:41:00 AM
You’ve always been a great limerick writer, Jan, but I think this has to be one of your best, I can’t stop laughing. Congrats on POTD. Hugs, John
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/14/2020 2:20:00 PM
i had fun writing this - actually wrote the first lines after walking past my friend Chris's house - her hubby grows cucumbers in fact she gave me one wrapped in tissue paper for my anniversary joke gift in june lol -:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/13/2020 6:33:00 PM
Aw, Jan.. You left me hanging... Wonder what you were gonna write... lol. Good one, my friend! Light and Laughter, Gershon
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/14/2020 2:15:00 PM
as if i would write anything ultimately suggestive lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/13/2020 5:37:00 PM
Quite possibly you may. Great limerick.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/14/2020 2:15:00 PM
thanks Ml:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/13/2020 12:15:00 PM
LOL, thanks for a good chuckle, my friend - will finally answer your email tomorrow
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/13/2020 2:33:00 PM
No rush my friend, hope you and mum are fine;-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/13/2020 9:21:00 AM
Those naughty nuns!! I peed my pants Jan. Thanks for the smiles
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/13/2020 10:00:00 AM
aww thanks mark especially for the fave, we need more giggles in the world and in our lives:-) hugs jan xx
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Mark Koplin
Date: 8/13/2020 9:22:00 AM
A new fav for me
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