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Queuing For His Cucumbers - Bawdy

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Bill’s cucumbers grew long and hard Nuns queued up for them in his yard ‘Twas their weekly treat… They were not to eat I’ll finish here… or I’ll get barred! 08/12/20

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Indiana Shaw

Date: 8/26/2020 2:32:00 PM

Where angels fear to tread, there's you as cool as a cucumber, howl . . . : )

Jan Allison
Date: 8/26/2020 2:34:00 PM

ha ha ha thanks Indiana:-) hugs Jan xx

James Fraser

Date: 8/18/2020 4:02:00 PM

Hahahaha!! I can just see the nuns blushing if any read this, or it may give them dreams, nice one, classic Jan, love it loads, just up my cucumber, oops! I mean Street ;) xx

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2020 4:09:00 PM

ha ha ha James love the new avatar, love to you and the family:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 8/18/2020 11:33:00 AM

Congratulations Jan on your hilarious and very clever POTD - hugs and blessings Jennifer. P.S. we look forward to your sequel and it's outcome!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2020 11:37:00 AM

lol not sure soupers could cope with a second stanza lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 8/15/2020 7:45:00 PM

The purity of your proper poesy persuades Poetry Soup, and procures you a POTD. ~Pepi Pee-Pee... lol Congrats, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2020 11:32:00 AM

thanks GW:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 8/15/2020 4:40:00 PM

Hello Jan ... what I love to read. It is up to us readers now to assume the outcome. Now what rhymes with barred? Thanks Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 8/15/2020 4:43:00 PM

lol thanks for dropping by Lindsay we all need more humour in our lives and to have a giggle and I just couldn't resist this theme lol:-) hugs jan x

Eve Roper

Date: 8/15/2020 3:33:00 PM

Hello sweetie, I forgot to say Congratulations on POTD on this beauty yesterday. Hard Monday is his birthday. Hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 8/15/2020 4:20:00 PM

aww Eve thinking of you my friend, hugs jan xx

Warren Doll

Date: 8/14/2020 8:01:00 PM

Your usual wonderful limerick, Jan. Congratulations on POTD~ Warren

Jan Allison
Date: 8/15/2020 11:52:00 AM

Thanks Warren:-) hugs Jan xx

Michael Tor

Date: 8/14/2020 5:51:00 PM

Jan you have so much fun writing and you give us all a big smile. Thank you and congratulations.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/15/2020 11:51:00 AM

Thanks Michael:-) hugs Jan xx

John Watt

Date: 8/14/2020 2:35:00 PM

Watch out Jan, or you could be the barred Bard! Such a hilarious sense of humour you have, a well-deserved POTD. Congratulations and thanks for the smile (and steer clear of hungry nuns, lol!) Hugs ~ John

Jan Allison
Date: 8/14/2020 2:40:00 PM

ha ha ha the barred bard now that could be my book title lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/14/2020 10:57:00 AM

Just stopping back with congratulations for your POTD, Jan! Well deserved.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/14/2020 2:34:00 PM

thanks Carolyn I know its a form you are SO good at too, and we need a little humour at the moment:-) hugs jan xx

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 8/14/2020 9:52:00 AM

Congratulations on your p.o.t.d win. So cute. You made me laugh. Enjoy your win and day..............................

Jan Allison
Date: 8/14/2020 2:31:00 PM

thanks Paula:-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 8/14/2020 9:11:00 AM

Jan, very bawdy and fun, congratulations on your POTD _Constance

Jan Allison
Date: 8/14/2020 2:31:00 PM

thanks Constance:-) hugs Jan xx

Jeanne Mcgee

Date: 8/14/2020 8:06:00 AM

hee,hee...good one Jan. Congrats on POTD

Jan Allison
Date: 8/14/2020 2:30:00 PM

thanks Jeanne:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 8/14/2020 6:07:00 AM

- Congratulations on your p.o.t.d. :) - hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 8/14/2020 2:30:00 PM

thanks Anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 8/14/2020 4:36:00 AM

...lights out at ten....candles out at eleven

Jan Allison
Date: 8/14/2020 2:29:00 PM

ha ha ha thanks John:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Koplin

Date: 8/14/2020 4:16:00 AM

Back with congratulations my friend on potd

Jan Allison
Date: 8/14/2020 2:29:00 PM

thanks Mark:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 8/14/2020 3:21:00 AM

Limericks are supposed to be bawdy, this is bawdy lol. Congrats Jan on POTD. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 8/14/2020 2:28:00 PM

thanks Tom i couldnt resist lol:-) hugs jan xx

Freddie Robinson Jr.

Date: 8/14/2020 3:05:00 AM

Simply beautiful, Mr. D! I share your kindred thoughts. Kudos for POTD. Love and more love always.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/14/2020 2:24:00 PM

I dont think this comment is meant for me Freddie, hugs jan xx

John Gondolf

Date: 8/14/2020 1:41:00 AM

You’ve always been a great limerick writer, Jan, but I think this has to be one of your best, I can’t stop laughing. Congrats on POTD. Hugs, John

Jan Allison
Date: 8/14/2020 2:20:00 PM

i had fun writing this - actually wrote the first lines after walking past my friend Chris's house - her hubby grows cucumbers in fact she gave me one wrapped in tissue paper for my anniversary joke gift in june lol -:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 8/13/2020 6:33:00 PM

Aw, Jan.. You left me hanging... Wonder what you were gonna write... lol. Good one, my friend! Light and Laughter, Gershon

Jan Allison
Date: 8/14/2020 2:15:00 PM

as if i would write anything ultimately suggestive lol:-) hugs jan xx