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When Asher-Leigh made fudge smoothie It’s not one that you’d want to see It looked like baby pooh That you’d flush down the loo I’m certain it’s no drink for me! A funny Limerick Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 06/03/22

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Jim Slaughter

Date: 5/11/2023 11:05:00 AM

I missed this one before now, Jan. Mea culpa. Hope it did well in the contest. I'm thinking maybe Asher-Leigh should be barred from future use of the blender.

Jesz Ika

Date: 5/1/2023 3:48:00 PM

I envy y'all who can do these limericks so well. Takes talent, seriously. Asher-Leigh had better go back to culinary school, otherwise, that drink is ever gon' be "no drink for me!"

James Peranteau

Date: 2/19/2023 4:00:00 PM

i'm wit'cha dear poet, i ain't drink'n that...;) much love, james

Leon Enriquez

Date: 1/10/2023 9:26:00 PM

Nicely done Jan. I been away from PoetrySoup this past year. Now, I am back. Come visit my page. All the best for the year 2023. Leon

Jesz Ika
Date: 5/1/2023 3:44:00 PM

Me too. Been inconsistent myself. Welcome back. And we will

Joanna Daniel

Date: 11/30/2022 9:19:00 PM

Funny indeed, Jan, hope you are fine, sending you warmest wishes:)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/29/2022 3:35:00 PM

Hey, jan, still waiting for you to return to us!!! hurry.....

Tony Hargreaves

Date: 11/19/2022 11:21:00 AM

Hi Jan. Enjoyed your Limerick, but think I'll miss out on the fudge smoothie. Hope all is well. Not seen you here for a while. Best wishes. Tony.

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 10/30/2022 1:37:00 AM

Hi Allison I am concerned I do not see your poetry hope you are well . I miss your bawdy poems as much as I miss your presence . Be well my dear friend, hugs and kisses xxxxxx Jennifer

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/16/2022 8:41:00 AM

Just thinking of you , Jan, and all the poems you could have been posting here since June. Sure miss ya!!

Sally Eslinger

Date: 10/11/2022 11:28:00 AM

I am FOBL here (Falling Off Bed Laughing) and it’s so the way that matter goes. Hahaha you gotta a good one, although the sensual imagery is a bit powerful hahaha……………………funny pen. Jan

Constance La France

Date: 10/11/2022 10:04:00 AM

Jan, miss your funny limericks, hope you come back to PS, blessings Constance

Bj Legros Kelley

Date: 9/24/2022 5:17:00 PM

Lol, you are so funny Jan!!! You really have me laughing out loud!!!!

Irfanulla Shariff

Date: 8/14/2022 4:04:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. Jan, very humorous limerick. Have a wonderful day!

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 8/11/2022 3:52:00 PM

I couldn't agree more!

Warren Doll

Date: 8/8/2022 7:01:00 AM

Jan, so clever and funny. congratulations on your win~ Waren

Jack Horne

Date: 7/18/2022 12:39:00 PM

LOL, great to see you're still writing your great limericks. I hope you & Hubby are doing well & keeping cool in this heat. Mum is much more confused - keeps asking when we're going home, where my gran or the dogs are etc.

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 7/18/2022 11:56:00 AM

Missing you miss beautiful - inspired, delightful, friend... God bless you, Love, Gina

Eve Roper

Date: 7/14/2022 10:28:00 PM

hey girl , what you doing :)

Silpika Kalita

Date: 7/3/2022 1:24:00 PM

Congratulations on the wonderful win... Silpika

Fj Thomas

Date: 6/24/2022 12:13:00 PM

Hey are you okay over there Madame?

Eve Roper

Date: 6/22/2022 11:44:00 AM

Congratulations on your win in Tania’s contest, Jan, great limerick. Enjoy your day & God bless

Harry Horsman

Date: 6/22/2022 1:56:00 AM

So happy to have got here, Love fudge, never think of the colour, will now. Again another excellent Limerick from you....

Paul Callus

Date: 6/21/2022 2:47:00 AM

:) I'll 'drink' your Limerick, Jan, but will pass on the fudge smoothie :) Congratulations on your fine podium finish Hugs // paul

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/20/2022 7:07:00 PM

Yucky POOH! Congrats, Jan. Hope all is well. Out neighborhoods internet is down and I'm stuck on cell phone. Uggg

James Peranteau

Date: 6/20/2022 4:03:00 PM

i'd probably drink it if recommended by a trusted friend dear poet, yet i'd hide the napkin used to wipe the vestige from my lips...i'm certain it would look like used baby wipes...eek... ;) (((((claps))))) for the limerick many are lauding you for Jan... Have a great day...much love, james