Pete's Sweet Death

Let me tell you about a guy Pete. If it’s true that we are what we eat, he would just have to be loved by everybody because he would be something sweet! On sweets Pete could never get full, so he’d eat all his cakes and pies whole! With each passing year his widening rear more resembled a large jelly roll. With gusto Pete daily transgressed, chowing down on desserts he liked best, never giving one thought to the things that he ought - like that thing going wrong in his chest. . . . It occurred after Pete had dug in to some pastries, his favorite sin. In his chair Pete had plopped when his heart simply stopped - But his jelly smeared mouth wore a grin!
For the "Die A 'Fun' Death Contest Poetry Contest" hosted by Natalie the Rogue Rhymer
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Cavanaugh Avatar
September 5, 2013 at 4:14 PM
What a great limerick with a sobering message. I should pay heed. But I love chocolate too much.
Bunton Avatar
December 13, 2011 at 5:44 PM
This is cool! :)
Brown Avatar
December 6, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Congratulations on your win in Natalie's "Die A Fun Death" contest Andrea. Love, Carol
Williams Avatar
December 5, 2011 at 1:54 AM
Andrea congrats on your win, funny but a good reminder to us..David
Quigley Avatar
December 4, 2011 at 10:12 PM
Still laughing. Love this one Andrea. Congrats
The Rogue Rhymer Avatar
December 4, 2011 at 9:42 PM
Andrea-Love the last line :) This is really a 'cutie'-nice job! A big congrats. to you for your win in my contest :)
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November 28, 2011 at 7:59 PM
wow.... not so fun..in a funny way... this one is a sure winner...i tried one.. and failed for this contest... good luck once again... Have yourself a good night,.. always,..p.d.
Johnson Avatar
November 27, 2011 at 7:47 PM
a smile on the dial as off you go, saint Peter is waiting ya maybe no, stay away from me Joe the crow, u aint gettin me eyeballs later ...oh
Babcock Avatar
November 26, 2011 at 11:41 AM
This is cute and what a way to go eating what you love. ha ha
Song Avatar
November 25, 2011 at 3:46 AM
Another amazing entry for this contest, Andrea. The last line is the slam dunker for you. Cardiac Pete. So sad. Gwendolen Congrats on all the many recent winnings....and a very coooool avatar pic.
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November 23, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Reads like a winner to me..Yes, some of us have a sweet tooth that could be the death of us..Good luck ..Thanks for stopping by my blog..Yes, I have some very good entries in my contest and it is going to be hard to choose the top winners for sure...Sara
Horne Avatar
November 23, 2011 at 3:12 PM
LOL, I had a good chuckle imagining this one : )
Aul Avatar
November 23, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Poor, poor Pete...good one......George
Austin Avatar
November 23, 2011 at 1:18 PM
What a way to die! This from a past pig. As a kid I ate everything in sight - an entire dinner pie was my delight. Had to go to bed early that night. Andrea, you are too much. Laughed all the way through. Love, daver
Brown Avatar
November 23, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Enjoyed reading your poetry today Andrea. Will be back another day to read more. Love, Carol
Johnson Avatar
November 23, 2011 at 10:19 AM
If you don't win with this, it's rigged. WOW! Love it! Awsome! Thank you for this poetry smeared grin. I just know that you're going to win.
Nair Avatar
November 23, 2011 at 9:31 AM
This one is quite funny..loved its breezy style, luv, jag
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November 23, 2011 at 4:05 AM
i'm fine Andrea, glad to see you. sorry about your show. lol guys have a different way of dying happy. lol again. john
Poet Avatar
November 23, 2011 at 3:38 AM
Nice funny Limerick here Andrea.Enjoyed the read.Best wishes in the contest.
Breidenthal Avatar
November 23, 2011 at 1:10 AM
This is very cute! I enjoyed very much! Keep up the excellent work and thank you so so much for your uplifting comments on my poetry! Always, Laura
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November 22, 2011 at 10:28 PM
Very good, Andrea. I especially like the part about "his widening rear more resembled a large jelly roll" and of course the last line. Best wishes in the contest. Kim
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November 22, 2011 at 9:03 PM
Wow, what a creative write! I really enjoyed this poem, it brought laughs out loud(lol) to me and gave me great cheer!! Well I do have to say that my 17 poems were about 1 page each...I hadn't gotten into the short poetry yet, like I'm loving to do here today!...Oh and they all rhymed :) Anyway, you've written an awesome work here!!
Mehta Avatar
November 22, 2011 at 8:07 PM
Nice pen picture Pete and good luck in the contest, Andrea
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November 22, 2011 at 7:53 PM
Flipping comment box. A 'chatter' box like me can't stand this restriction. Had to say that I hope this poem does as well in the contest as it should. I haven't read the other entries, yet, so I am not positive, but I'd say you probably put a whole new slant on this one.
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November 22, 2011 at 7:51 PM
LOL--- okay, now THAT is funny. Cheeky monkey, I'm so tired that it took a good 10 seconds to figure out your message on my bath momku. ROFLMAO. When she was born and her dad held her, the FIRST thing he said when he looked into her face was, "Oh boy, you and your mom are going to butt heads." I asked, "why do you say that?" he replied, "I can already tell she's as much a troublemaker as you are." I know it will be long before she's a teenager we have a big showdown. could be tomorrow. ;-)
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