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Pants Too Tight

No more burgers and fries.. I will not waver. No bread with gobs of butter.. I will not w...a ver. Pie, a thing of the past.. I will not wa.. v.. r. e......... Mashed potatoes and gravy..gone. I will not W A V E R. Make that a double vanilla on a sugar cone…sigh.

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Lord R. E. Taylor

Date: 4/16/2009 6:57:00 AM

That is sooooo funny and so true. Good piece. Rob

Pawlu Pascarawlu

Date: 4/4/2009 5:42:00 AM

great poem and great use of visuals, and thank you for all your kind comments.

Hgarvey Daniel Esquire

Date: 3/31/2009 9:06:00 PM

Oh Barbara,YOUR Humoris so stunning the format is outragious Bravo my LOVE Always... HG

Robin L. Gass

Date: 3/30/2009 9:43:00 PM

Barbara, this is great! I love food and it is hard not to waver! Remember the 80/20 rule! It really helps. Your visual effects are great and the title is perfect. Well said! Love, Robin (I think need a midnght snack now!)

David Smalling

Date: 3/30/2009 3:46:00 AM

What delights us always spite us, forcing us to pay .... is because our joy is the curtain that hides the way? Fun write!

Sue Mason

Date: 3/29/2009 2:31:00 PM

LOL with this one, Barbara ... love the title!!

Carrie Richards

Date: 3/29/2009 8:31:00 AM

Love...love this Barbara! I'm printing this one out to show to my walking buddy....we were just having this conversation this morning!!!! You nailed us!!! :) love, Carrie

Nola Perez

Date: 3/29/2009 3:29:00 AM

Oh Boy, do I relate to this. Keeping the bod is a lifetime sentence. Funny. Witty. Real. Thanks for your comment on my Glasses poem, soul sister.

Lena Townsend

Date: 3/28/2009 11:30:00 PM

Wow, I am so glad to know I am not the only one that struggles with this. LOL I like Carolyn's idea with the bikini pic...LOL I may have to try that one. Great writing. Thank you for the laughs. Smiles from Lolita

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 3/28/2009 6:06:00 PM

This is a struggle for me, too. I keep a photo of a woman in a bikini on my fridge for motivation. Thank you for the great laugh, Barbara!! By the way, V8 Juice jump starts metabolism better than anything. It's almost like consuming negative calories.