Oh My I Farted

I accidentally let one loose in places you wouldn't imagine last Sunday I left out a silent one in church it must not of smelled too bad, cause no one noticed while shopping at walmart a little one squeaked it's way out thank goodness i was in the clothing department and not the grocery someone might of thought the food was spoiled the best one of all was a silent, but deadly one that built up for a long time and finally exploded in the car all windows went down talk about a wakeup call although it's freezing weather here it was like the fart was frozen in mid air So be careful who you sit by in church, go grocery shopping with and who you travel with in a car You can never be too careful of a little thing called gas that can make a grand appearance or a grand finale