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Odd Coffee Date

All was going well until she asked for a drink
Then my stomach started to sink
She ask “do you have coffee?”
“no it’s OCD”

Stood up, turned 80 degrees
Counted my steps, ones and threes
Get the scales and measure the grains
In nerves, must not make any stains

Add the milk, not too much
Now the sugar, just a light touch
Click the kettle, watch my watch
If she was Irish, I could always add scotch

Click! Pour the water
63 mm size always matters
A quick stir, a wee bit slower
Too high make it lower

Turn clockwise, go for the door
Marching like in the marine corps
There she is lying in a heap
I was  hours, she’s fast asleep
Copyright © | Year Posted 2007

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Savage Avatar
December 20, 2009 at 4:40 AM
lol this poem has been poem of the week about 6 times, personally i think it's ok
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December 15, 2009 at 5:15 PM
Delight to read! Congratulations on your poem being featured this week! Peace and love, Audrey
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December 15, 2009 at 12:33 PM
Many congratulations on your poetry being featured on the Soup this week >> James
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December 15, 2009 at 2:13 AM
Congratulations on having your poem featured this week. A well deserving honor. A. W. Nutter www.freewebs.com/abcedit
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December 14, 2009 at 5:04 PM
Funny! :)) Congrats on your poem beign featured this week. Caroline.
Mason Avatar
December 14, 2009 at 4:01 PM
LOL wonderful writing here, David and an excellent selection to be a feature this week at the Soup! Congratulations! Hope you have a wonderful holiday and that 2010 is a blessed year for your and yours!
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December 14, 2009 at 11:16 AM
Many congrats on being featured this week. Rgds Janette
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December 14, 2009 at 8:21 AM
Congratulations on your poetry being featured at PoetrySoup this week David. May you have many more features. Love,Carol
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December 14, 2009 at 5:07 AM
congrats on being featured this week
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May 19, 2009 at 5:19 PM
Ahh, this poem made me smile, thank you.
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