Now I Have a Driveway and I'Ve Discovered I Can Unlock the Car From Any Room In the House

it's brilliant i'm writing this in the living room and i can use the car key to unlock the car from 'ere i tried in the kitchen i tried it on the stairs i can hear it unlock as it beeps and when it happens i can hear liturgical chorals native drumming a giant plume of emotional perception i tried it in the upstairs wardrobe i heard the car faintly unlock my wife came home and found me crouched in there there's been no fourth base since