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No More After Dinner Entertainment - Warning This Poem May Contain Farts

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Sue constantly gobbles her food Then belches, it sounds rather rude Next thing she starts farting Foul stench is departing From parties folk now Sue exclude I’m having a party tonight Sue pleaded to have an invite I put black charcoal powder In her portion of chowder Sue’s buttocks stayed clenched very tight! Sue purchased some charcoal biscuit The charcoal really did its bit... At a dinner party She’s no longer farty And chooses where she wants to sit! 8/13/19

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Jack Horne

Date: 8/26/2019 1:37:00 PM

LOL, thanks for a much needed laugh!

Warren Doll

Date: 8/22/2019 1:30:00 PM

Jan, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at this. You have such a fun imagination. Warmest Wishes~ Warren.

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 8/19/2019 3:04:00 PM

Toot toot funny! Wouldn't want to be the "butt" of your jokes ;)

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 8/17/2019 9:15:00 AM

It is so weird to me that other people fart, when I never PHHHHHHH ever POP do it myself! Loved it! I try so hard not to do it more than 11 or 1200 times a day as a line of little people are always following me down the hallway.

Kim Rodrigues
Date: 8/19/2019 3:05:00 PM

LOL, Caren! I know what you mean...when you are too close for their comfort...little boys would laugh and point. Little girls would stay away (most)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/17/2019 12:22:00 PM

ha ha ha I can imagine the kids would never let you forget if you tooted in the corridors lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 8/15/2019 8:32:00 PM

Happy ending for Sue. Toot, toot! :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 8/17/2019 12:21:00 PM

lol thanks GW:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams

Date: 8/15/2019 5:25:00 PM

Well not everyone's can smell like mine. (Butterscotch!) Funny lady!!....pat

Jan Allison
Date: 8/17/2019 12:21:00 PM

oh you should can those Pat lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ann Gilmour

Date: 8/14/2019 6:13:00 PM

This is just so hilarious Jan, I am laughing out loud as I prepare for the land of nod, hahaha. Thanks for the belly laugh with kindest thoughts Ann xx

Jan Allison
Date: 8/17/2019 12:21:00 PM

glad you found it amusing Ann:-) hugs Jan xx