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NO MORE AFTER DINNER ENTERTAINMENT - WARNING THIS POEM MAY CONTAIN FARTS

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Sue constantly gobbles her food Then belches, it sounds rather rude Next thing she starts farting Foul stench is departing From parties folk now Sue exclude I’m having a party tonight Sue pleaded to have an invite I put black charcoal powder In her portion of chowder Sue’s buttocks stayed clenched very tight! Sue purchased some charcoal biscuit The charcoal really did its bit... At a dinner party She’s no longer farty And chooses where she wants to sit! 8/13/19

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Date: 8/26/2019 1:37:00 PM
LOL, thanks for a much needed laugh!
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Date: 8/22/2019 1:30:00 PM
Jan, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at this. You have such a fun imagination. Warmest Wishes~ Warren.
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Date: 8/19/2019 3:04:00 PM
Toot toot funny! Wouldn't want to be the "butt" of your jokes ;)
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Date: 8/17/2019 9:15:00 AM
It is so weird to me that other people fart, when I never PHHHHHHH ever POP do it myself! Loved it! I try so hard not to do it more than 11 or 1200 times a day as a line of little people are always following me down the hallway.
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Date: 8/19/2019 3:05:00 PM
LOL, Caren! I know what you mean...when you are too close for their comfort...little boys would laugh and point. Little girls would stay away (most)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/17/2019 12:22:00 PM
ha ha ha I can imagine the kids would never let you forget if you tooted in the corridors lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/15/2019 8:32:00 PM
Happy ending for Sue. Toot, toot! :) gw
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/17/2019 12:21:00 PM
lol thanks GW:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/15/2019 5:25:00 PM
Well not everyone's can smell like mine. (Butterscotch!) Funny lady!!....pat
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/17/2019 12:21:00 PM
oh you should can those Pat lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/14/2019 6:13:00 PM
This is just so hilarious Jan, I am laughing out loud as I prepare for the land of nod, hahaha. Thanks for the belly laugh with kindest thoughts Ann xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/17/2019 12:21:00 PM
glad you found it amusing Ann:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/14/2019 9:17:00 AM
Jan, this is so funny and so true to life also, I actually knew someone like that !
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/17/2019 12:20:00 PM
oh gosh poor you, its pure fiction for me:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/14/2019 8:44:00 AM
Ha ha, this is flatulence at its best! Thanks for your visits and comments.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/17/2019 12:20:00 PM
I'm not sure everyone appreciates my humour but hey ho we all fart.. then again some old farts are just full of win lol:-)hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/14/2019 5:01:00 AM
- Finally a good advice .. the end of her farting ... to trouble and bad smell - End of entertainment :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/17/2019 12:19:00 PM
I hope it never happens for real lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/14/2019 1:18:00 AM
Hello Jan … well there goes all the fun out of a party. Some people just don't have a sense of humour at all - thanks Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 8/17/2019 12:19:00 PM
lol Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/14/2019 12:02:00 AM
She needs to chew her food. Fun poetry. Hus xo
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/17/2019 12:18:00 PM
she sure does Victor:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/13/2019 3:16:00 PM
Gosh you’d have to be desperately farty to eat THOSE biscuits. Still, I guess they are “friend biscuits” - they get you your friends back! Seems your chowder intervention worked lol!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/17/2019 12:17:00 PM
Just a fiction pooem lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/13/2019 11:34:00 AM
Lol..Glad her outbursts have stopped...Nicely done Jan..
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/17/2019 12:18:00 PM
thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/13/2019 10:13:00 AM
Back on the guest list, school was the worst as nobody ever owned up lol. Good luck. Tom
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/13/2019 11:18:00 AM
lol Tom I used to work with a lad I named 'beans boy' we had to open the classroom windows after he let rip, it was so foul!:-( hugs jan xx