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Never Eat Yellow Snow - Inspired By Contest

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Last Christmas I saw yellow snow (Poor Rudolph could not stem his flow) He now wears a nappy  And Rudolph's so happy As snowflakes are pure white you know! Inspired by walking in the snow contest 2 /19 /19

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Roy Pett
Date: 2/22/2018 5:54:00 PM
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Brilliant jan, gave me much needed smile, thank you. :))
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 2/22/2018 3:18:00 PM
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cute cute cute. I did a pee pee limerick too!!
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/22/2018 3:38:00 PM
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It's not for the contest... maybe I should have submitted it but I did a darker one instead:-( hugs Jan xx
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Maurice Rigoler
Date: 2/22/2018 10:09:00 AM
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Haha! Yellow snow is a dead giveaway that either a dog did it or some human! Yes, I love French food, the more so when there's enough of it on my plate! But there's good news: many restos in Paris are now serving bigger portions, mostly I assume for tourists. And it doesn't hurt a fast-food eatery is nearby. Thanks for the stop by, Jan. / M
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/22/2018 3:39:00 PM
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I'm not a fan of France or the French! Hugs Jan xx
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Tom Cook
Date: 2/21/2018 10:06:00 PM
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Love this :)
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/22/2018 3:40:00 PM
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Cheers tom:-) hugs Jan xx
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 2/21/2018 6:30:00 PM
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As always your grand humour always come thru - Enjoyed this one immensely. Thx for your kind comments re the Billy Graham write. Take good care - Bob
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/22/2018 3:41:00 PM
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Thanks bob:-) hugs Jan xx
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Pat Adams
Date: 2/21/2018 4:53:00 PM
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Good one Jan! Amazing they had to have a sign for that!.............80)
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/22/2018 3:43:00 PM
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I only found the pic yesterday and it was perfect lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Rhoda Tripp
Date: 2/20/2018 8:28:00 PM
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Hahaha! Jan, you have made my evening with your humorous writes!
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CayCay Jennings
Date: 2/20/2018 12:48:00 PM
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This makes me think Rudolph has hit his geriatric age when one no longer has to go, one is going. Another giggle to thank you for! Hugs ... CayCay
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Eve Roper
Date: 2/20/2018 12:48:00 PM
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Wonderful write, Jan , you did this form so well. luck in the contest Hugs Eve ~`*
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Harry Horsman
Date: 2/20/2018 10:56:00 AM
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Good advice Jan, love the limerick,
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Anna Hopper
Date: 2/20/2018 10:04:00 AM
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Lol I love it! Just got back from Colorado. I had no idea how common yellow snow really is
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Viv Wigley
Date: 2/20/2018 9:22:00 AM
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I didn't realise Santa's deer were so Pampered, Jan. Fun write! Viv
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Probir Gupta
Date: 2/20/2018 7:25:00 AM
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haha ... indeed a limerick ... lovely ...
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/20/2018 2:25:00 PM
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Thanks probir:-) hugs Jan xx
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Mick Talbot
Date: 2/19/2018 10:18:00 PM
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Nice one Jan!
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/20/2018 2:25:00 PM
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Thanks mick:-) hugs Jan xx
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Ilene Bauer
Date: 2/19/2018 3:54:00 PM
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ha! love the rudolph line, jan! very funny, as usual...
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/19/2018 4:26:00 PM
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Thanks ilene:-) hugs Jan xx
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Tahira Parveen
Date: 2/19/2018 12:44:00 PM
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You made me laugh Jan:)
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/19/2018 2:17:00 PM
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Thanks tahira:-) hugs Jan xx
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 2/19/2018 12:43:00 PM
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Haha Jan , well next Christmas eve I'll make sure I carry my brolly with me, just in case. Tom
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/19/2018 2:17:00 PM
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Wise move indeed Tom:-) hugs Jan xx
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Chris Green
Date: 2/19/2018 12:34:00 PM
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That was funny and cute Jan. One question, could Rudolph write his name in the snow. You know, just some reindeer games. :)
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/19/2018 2:05:00 PM
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He can't now he wears a nappy but used to write 'ruddy lol so lovely to see you back chis:-):-) hugs Jan xx
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Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 2/19/2018 12:25:00 PM
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- It's good that you do not blame my dogs :)))   ... they seem yellow snow is very interesting..... very funny, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/19/2018 12:27:00 PM
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Oh no it was definitely Rudolph!:-) hugs Jan xx
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Line Gauthier
Date: 2/19/2018 12:00:00 PM
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I dunno, Jan... I do like pure snow. Cute one.
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/19/2018 12:12:00 PM
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I only like snow on Christmas cards! Hugs Jan xx

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