My Proposed Blog/Bio- Comments Appreciated

My name is Tom Bear Bell. I was born in 1950 in a cold climate far up north. Of mixed blood (half Eskimo/ half Polar Bear) ; I am proud to say I was the first of my breed (Innuit Whos clothes don't fit); to enroll in N.A.S.A. (North Arctic Snow Association). At a very early age I displayed a remarkable talent for ice-water swimming and snow ball throwing. I'm a graduate of the C.C.C.P. Institute (Cold Cold Clammy Polarbears). I currently live in Iceland, but to me, it seems a bit too warm, so I might move back north. My hobbies include grabbing fish from open ice holes, and sliding on my backside. I also enjoy panic attacks (you should see their eyes when I attack!!), and being sutured. I'm well respected as a talented master of the tarraddle (Yet another $10 word!!!) I'm 8 foot, nine inches tall, (when I'm not too lazy to stand up.), with a white, somewhat hoary complection. My religion is Histopathology, where I am considered an "elder". My goal in life is to create the world's first wide bodied twelve blade disposable razor. I was married once, but during an extended famine, I was forced to devour my spouse. I have 3 Cubs, but they're currently in Chicago. My email address is; Wasteland Ice Polar Trade Post- box 12, which is 6 miles north of thw north pole. I hope to hear from you'se soon, however, no animal rug lovers please!!!. Tom