Mutts and Butts

Dogs, to my thinking, I will admit lack decent public etiquette. When meeting one of their kind they quickly nose its behind. Why this should be so, I have no desire to know. Naturally, this habit is to some squeamishly unwholesome. And yet, in my dog’s defense, the habit gives me no offense. More disgusting to my thinking are humans who think nothing of kissing a fellow human’s rear for gain and a lucrative career.