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Mountains

Her huge boobies he longed to discover - 
Vast mountains, quite unlike any other
He undid her bra strap
She gave him a big slap
Said hands off, or I’ll tell my big brother!

Inspired by but not for mountains contest
07~11~16

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Wendy Rycroft Date: 7/16/2016 3:48:00 PM Very unexpected great write x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/17/2016 11:45:00 AM Thanks Wendy:-) hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick Date: 7/15/2016 5:43:00 PM Cute one..Enjoyed reading your work..Reads like a winner if for a contest..Thanks for the visits to my page..Sara Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/15/2016 5:47:00 PM Thanks Sara:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 7/15/2016 6:46:00 AM Thanks for the laugh, Jan:) Hope they were not silicone modified ones! hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/15/2016 5:47:00 PM LOL Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

D.W. Rodgers Date: 7/14/2016 1:04:00 PM Definitely a different take - good luck Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/14/2016 6:52:00 PM Thanks Dave but its not for the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/12/2016 8:45:00 AM enter it, enter it. hahaha Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/12/2016 11:52:00 AM As if lol, and get yet another N/A to my growing collection lol:-) hugs Jan xx

David Smith Date: 7/12/2016 8:00:00 AM Real to life poetry. Good on you. We live in a real world but does not mean we can't smile. In fact we need to. Thanks for comment on my blog re poetry in schools. regards David in NZ. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/12/2016 11:51:00 AM Thanks David:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis Date: 7/12/2016 5:45:00 AM Hilarious dear, Jan! Loved the spirit behind it! A seven! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/12/2016 7:42:00 AM Thanks Demetrios:-) hugs jan xx

Just James Date: 7/12/2016 1:05:00 AM Jan I love that you can cross the line...its fun on our side..:)..just ask Jean! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/12/2016 4:32:00 AM LOL James I see Jean was writing on a similar theme :-):-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Hauser Date: 7/11/2016 10:11:00 PM You are so funny! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/11/2016 10:14:00 PM So are you I love your humour too lol:-) hugs jan xx

Matthew Anish Date: 7/11/2016 6:29:00 PM This made me chuckle! Thanks for your feedback and also for your comment - I made the correction. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/11/2016 6:32:00 PM Thanks Matthew I had fun with this poem:-) hugs jan xx

Anisha Dutta Date: 7/11/2016 5:48:00 PM I enjoy the humor. Why don't you choose for contest? Love Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/11/2016 5:51:00 PM The sponsor doesn't enjoy my style or my humour so I will never put my poems in the contests but I do write and still post the poems if the theme takes my attention and I can write a fun poem:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 7/11/2016 5:45:00 PM ah but one day, I shall visit Twin Peaks!!! Hilarious! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/11/2016 5:50:00 PM LOL:-) I wrote another version but this one is much better lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Woods Date: 7/11/2016 4:48:00 PM Crikey I just experienced a deja vu moment. I'm so sure I've been there before. ; ) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/11/2016 4:49:00 PM LOL:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 7/11/2016 4:42:00 PM Hi Jan, This is so hilarious and very creative-7:-) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/11/2016 4:47:00 PM Thanks Alexis when I saw the contest I was inspired to write but of course I won't submit it lol :-) hugs jan xx

Charmaine Chircop Date: 7/11/2016 4:24:00 PM Wahhaaha..lol: )..Very sweet you are Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/11/2016 4:25:00 PM I had fun with the theme of course its not for the contest lol:-) hugs jan xx

Constance La France Date: 7/11/2016 1:51:00 PM Jan, lol this is do funny and I am loving it 7 ~ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/11/2016 2:44:00 PM Thanks Constance its not for the contest of course but inspired by it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray Date: 7/11/2016 11:50:00 AM That is an amazing SNAP, as I have not being looking at others' poems yet today Jan. Your's are quite impressive in comparison to mine. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/11/2016 12:08:00 PM Isn't it amazing the co incidence jean - i was on the bus going into town when I read yours and my mouth dropped open as we are on the same wavelength lol:-) hugs jan xx

Viv Wigley Date: 7/11/2016 11:17:00 AM She sounds like a bit of a tease, he wanted to just have a squeeze, should let him have his way, because maybe one day, she'll find that they hang past her knees. Saucy write, Jan, Viv x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/11/2016 12:08:00 PM ha ha ha jean and Viv - Viv you should post that gem lol:-) hugs Jan xx Jean Murray Date: 7/11/2016 11:52:00 AM An old IRA boss wanted his wife done away with here. The hit man reported back that the hit had been successful, as he had shot her beneath her right breast. The boss replied "I told you to kill her...not kneecap her!!"

Tim Smith Date: 7/11/2016 11:05:00 AM lol....hill-arious Jan !!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/11/2016 12:09:00 PM Thanks Tim:-) hugs Jan xx

H. Penelope Swiftlock Date: 7/11/2016 8:26:00 AM Mountains, they always want to climb. And then they desire for us to do the pole dance. Men! ttfn ~ H Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/11/2016 12:10:00 PM LOL H great comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance Date: 7/11/2016 8:24:00 AM Haha and never again will a mountain be just a mountain anymore! :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/11/2016 12:10:00 PM LOL Cas:-) hugs Jan xx