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Mail Order Bride Part 2 - For Arthur Vaso - Bawdy Limerick

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Ted purchased an Internet bride She arrived and stood at Ted’s side But imagine Ted’s shock – His new ‘bride’ had a cock Ted’s chagrin cannot be denied Ted discovered his ‘brides’ name was Bill Who’d grown breasts with the aid of a pill Ted was very annoyed Said their marriage was void The thought of sex now made him feel ill! Inspired by a comment Arthur made on my poem posted yesterday called Mail Order Brides 17th February 2017

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White Wolf

Date: 7/23/2017 8:15:00 PM

Haha, rip-snorter, Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 7/23/2017 8:18:00 PM

oh Arthur inspires me so so much:-) hugs jan xx

Jean Murray

Date: 2/24/2017 4:24:00 PM

Thank you for the very funny post script Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/24/2017 4:46:00 PM

I can thank Arthur for the inspiration for this one lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White

Date: 2/21/2017 1:59:00 PM

Lovely :D

Jan Allison
Date: 2/21/2017 2:12:00 PM

ha ha ha :-) hugs jan xx

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

Date: 2/20/2017 1:58:00 AM

Wow, I am truly laughing out loud! I'm so glad I came back for part two. This one reminds me of the song Lola by the Kinks...poor guy!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/20/2017 7:10:00 AM

Someone also said about Lola lol - gee can you imagine if it happened for real lol:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 2/18/2017 9:53:00 AM

Holy Moley! Was this Ted's second go around...lol! Your putting Ted through the dregs!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/18/2017 10:26:00 AM

Ha ha I think this is the last time you will see him lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues
Date: 2/18/2017 9:54:00 AM

Waiting to see what Ted dickers with next...

Casarah Nance

Date: 2/17/2017 9:25:00 PM

There should have been a disclaimer, but I guess he did dis-claim- her after all. lol. hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 2/18/2017 4:28:00 AM

ha ha ha Cas I love your comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 2/17/2017 2:42:00 PM

very humorous, jan! you certainly know how to tickle the funny bone...

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2017 3:08:00 PM

I can lay the inspiration totally at the feet of Arthur lol:-) hugs jan xx

Agnes Krampe

Date: 2/17/2017 2:07:00 PM

SOO not politically correct this one, but very funny, if read in the right spirit (I know that you don't mean to make jokes about actual transgendered people. It's difficult to know these days where the line is between what is OK and what is not , and humor is sometimes the casualty.)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2017 3:04:00 PM

:-) I'm glad you could see the humourous side of the poem ... I wonder if this has ever hapened for real!:-) hugs Jan xx

Agnes Krampe
Date: 2/17/2017 2:43:00 PM

I totally know that, Jan! Please don't think I was criticizing your humor! I went and read arthur's comment on your first poem :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2017 2:19:00 PM

I would never deliberately mock transgender people Agnes as we had 2 students at our school and I know how tough life is for them.. the poem was written purely as a result of a comment Arthur made on my original poem:-) hugs jan xx

Lynn Marie

Date: 2/17/2017 12:44:00 PM

There has been news stories of late with tragic outcomes so it is refreshing to read your very witty piece so cleverly written. Arthur seems to add the 'extra' to your funny bone, I recall a hilarious 'booby' poem you wrote that also had great photos and humour such as these! blessings, lynn amazing where your muse takes you when hubby is away!!!...lol

Lynn Marie
Date: 2/17/2017 12:59:00 PM

me too...enjoy :-)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2017 12:50:00 PM

I was out walking when I came up with this one,,, but I carry a little notebook and pen so I can write whilst I am out - was lovely down by the sea I find it very therapeutic:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 2/17/2017 11:30:00 AM

An enjoyable sequel to pt1, Jan. Can't blame Ted for being annoyed, but he was silly, wasn't he!! Perhaps Ted could have solved the problem by having a sex change! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2017 11:33:00 AM

hahaha:-) I wonder if this has ever happened lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 2/17/2017 10:37:00 AM

LOL funny!!! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2017 10:41:00 AM

Thanks for the inspiration my friend:-) hugs jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 2/17/2017 10:29:00 AM

Oh gee.the She was a He..Can you imagine that.Lol. :)Funny...yay.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2017 10:37:00 AM

It was Arthur's comment on the poem that inspired me lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 2/17/2017 9:51:00 AM

Ha, so Bill brought his pet rooster with him?

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2017 9:59:00 AM

hahaha that comment made me giggle Chris:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 2/17/2017 9:46:00 AM

You crazy Jan...lol

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2017 9:58:00 AM

ha ha ha you can lay the blame at the door of Arthur who inspired THIS one lol:-) hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 2/17/2017 9:25:00 AM

Love the humor, Jan. I'd have to be careful were I to write on this subject:) Have a great weekend.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2017 12:56:00 PM

yes you are right Daniel I remember that song:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner
Date: 2/17/2017 12:34:00 PM

Remember that song, "Lola" by the Kinks? That is what this reminds me of.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2017 9:29:00 AM

ha ha ha Daniel I was worried as i had a few reads and no comments :-) Arthur made a comment on my original poem on the subject so I thought I would write on that theme too lol:-) hugs Jan xx