John Lawless Poet Limerick

Loose and Hairy - For Contest

Loose and Hairy


he spent the night roaming her prairie
at sunrise the trip became scary

from under the sheet
stuck two gnarly feet

her beauty turned fat, LOOSE, and HAIRY


5/21/2015

submitted to – L&H Limericks – Poetry Contest
sponsor – Catie Lindsey

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Kim Merryman May 29, 2015 at 9:45 PM Must have had a few too many the night before! Very funny, John! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim

S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri May 29, 2015 at 3:05 PM Congrats on humour win, what a witty limerick! What animal is that?

Eve Roper May 27, 2015 at 9:02 PM How funny, John, a 7 and congratulations on your wonderful win. Hugs :~)

Viv Wigley May 27, 2015 at 8:12 AM You've met my missus, then :). Great Lim, John. Well done. Regards, Viv

Seren Roberts May 27, 2015 at 1:37 AM well done John ....Seren John Lawless May 27, 2015 at 7:38 AM Thanks Seren, I had some fun with this one.

MD Johnson May 26, 2015 at 10:00 PM John, congratulations on your win! John Lawless May 27, 2015 at 7:39 AM Thanks, Michael, for stopping by to read and comment - always appreciated.

Paul Schneiter May 26, 2015 at 7:30 AM Congratulations, John. Your limerick is a winner on the basis of originality alone, though it has much more to make it a winner (including the imagery). John Lawless May 27, 2015 at 7:42 AM Thanks Paul, a few months of therapy should help remove the image from your subconscious. Appreciated the comment.

Tim Ryerson May 26, 2015 at 4:51 AM Roll-on-the-floor funny John! What a first line! BIG congrats... Reminds me a little of the Mickey Gilley song 'Don't the girls all get prettier at closing time'...Gotta admit this happened to me once with the only difference being: The next morning, SHE was the one who was horrified... John Lawless May 27, 2015 at 7:43 AM Yeah, Tim, and the girls have their version of that song...as can be seen in your comment.

Poet Destroyer A May 25, 2015 at 5:52 PM John, Congrats on your L&H Limerick win. Love LINDA John Lawless May 27, 2015 at 7:43 AM Thank you Linda.

Andrea Dietrich May 25, 2015 at 2:54 PM good one, I like seeing well metered, well rhymed and funny all at once!! Congrats. John Lawless May 27, 2015 at 7:46 AM Hey, 3 for 3! Thank you Andrea, I consider that high praise from one of my "poetry soup tutors".

Skat A May 25, 2015 at 2:30 PM Nice to see this one on the list. Sk John Lawless May 27, 2015 at 7:46 AM Thanks SKAT

Tim Smith May 25, 2015 at 2:17 PM oh my....simply marvelous John....congrats John Lawless May 27, 2015 at 7:50 AM Thanks Tim, always good to hear from you.

Jan Allison May 25, 2015 at 1:33 PM Dropping back with my congrats John :-) Hugs Jan xx John Lawless May 27, 2015 at 7:51 AM Thanks again Jan for you continuing support,.

Constance La France May 25, 2015 at 2:24 AM John, so witty and funny, a sure winner 7 and thanks for the win John Lawless May 27, 2015 at 7:49 AM Thank you, for taking the time to comment and for the high marks.

Paul Callus May 21, 2015 at 12:47 PM This is a top mark limerick, John. Never pick up 'ladies' in the dark:) // paul John Lawless May 27, 2015 at 7:34 AM Paul, are you saying that we should never pick up "fallen women"?? Thanks for taking the time to read and comment.

Barbara Gorelick May 21, 2015 at 10:32 AM Oh my, what a picture that makes. Funny stuff. BG John Lawless May 27, 2015 at 7:33 AM Well, Barbara, as they say ....one picture is worth a thousand lies....

Jaycee Cervenka May 21, 2015 at 8:59 AM I'm so glad that I'm not judging these. Love the imagery of the last line!~Jan John Lawless May 27, 2015 at 7:31 AM Thanks Janet for stopping by to comment.

Neva Romaine May 21, 2015 at 8:06 AM Hey John, I love the imagery in this. Too cute and best wishes in the contest! Be Blessed, Neva John Lawless May 27, 2015 at 7:29 AM Thanks Neva - I've always loved limericks.

Jan Allison May 21, 2015 at 7:41 AM ha ha ha awesome John - good luck in the contest Catie has a tough job have seen some excellent entries:-) Hugs Jan xx 7 xx John Lawless May 27, 2015 at 7:28 AM Thank you Jan. I'm a little behind in my correspondence what with the cooking and the children and the antelope in my bath tub.