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Long and Hard

There once was a quest for Long
to reach the ultimate dong,
now it's all about Hard
so you'll find yourself barred,
unless Viagra’s along.


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Andrea Dietrich

March 13, 2023 at 4:42 PM

Way to do a naughty limerick, Emile. I really like yours. Big congrats.

Emile Pinet

March 14, 2023 at 9:00 AM

Thanks, Andrea, I'm glad you liked it my friend, Emile.

Brian Sambourne

January 1, 2021 at 11:40 AM

Love this witty, clever limerick. Definitely a top placement in my books. Best wishes, Brian

Emile Pinet

January 1, 2021 at 1:04 PM

Thanks Brian, I appreciate it, Happy New Year my friend, Emile.

Sara Kendrick

January 1, 2021 at 4:44 AM

Interesting topic penned in this winner. Congrats. Sara

Emile Pinet

January 1, 2021 at 7:13 AM

Thanks Sara, I appreciate it, Happy New Year my friend, Emile.

Jo Chamberlain

January 1, 2021 at 3:26 AM

Ha ha this limerick gave me a laugh. Congratulations on your winning placement. Happy New Year.

Emile Pinet

January 1, 2021 at 7:13 AM

Thanks Joanna, I appreciate it, Happy New Year my friend, Emile.

Gershon Wolf

August 19, 2019 at 9:33 PM

Ha, ha! I read the title, Emile, and thought, 'Noooooo.' Then I read the limerick and went 'Oooooooh!' Nice job! Best wishes, Gershon

Emile Pinet

January 1, 2021 at 7:13 AM

Thanks Gershon, I appreciate it, Happy New Year my friend, Emile.

Jan Allison

August 19, 2019 at 3:05 PM

This is one 9f my faves emile, bawdy and risque and so clever, I've just seen my original comment I must see if I can find the one hubby disapproved of and post it lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Emile Pinet

August 19, 2019 at 4:49 PM

Thanks Jan, you're great at this... this is right up your alley my friend, Emile.

Kim Merryman

August 19, 2019 at 9:33 AM

Oh my! A spicy limerick, Emile! Congrats on your win! Blessings, Kim

Emile Pinet

August 19, 2019 at 9:48 AM

Thanks Kim, your support is appreciated my friend, Emile.

Andrea Dietrich

August 18, 2019 at 8:21 PM

ha, I enjoyed the picture you put with this one!! Congrats in my contest,Emile.

Emile Pinet

August 18, 2019 at 8:44 PM

Thanks Andrea, I glad you liked it my friend, Emile.

James Fraser

May 29, 2015 at 1:40 PM

You sure made me chuckle hard and long Emile, way to go with this Limerick, James :)

Emile Pinet

May 29, 2015 at 8:47 PM

Thanks so much James, it's all in fun, your friendly visits are always most welcome. Emile.

Paul Callus

May 21, 2015 at 12:56 PM

Wow Emile! The title makes for tasty bait! Enjoyed your humour. // paul

Emile Pinet

May 21, 2015 at 2:35 PM

Thanks Paul, it's all in good fun. Emile.

Anne-Lise Andresen

May 21, 2015 at 7:26 AM

- Emile, a huge smile :))) - Love it !!! - I wish you good luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Anne-Lise Andresen

May 21, 2015 at 7:34 AM

- That's the reason that I love limerick - "good fun" !!! :)))

Emile Pinet

May 21, 2015 at 7:32 AM

Thanks Anne-Lise, it's all in good fun. Emile.

Jan Allison

May 21, 2015 at 1:26 AM

ha ha ha I wrote one yesterday with the same title but on a different theme - my hubby thought it too bawdy to post lol - this is superb lol - good luck in the contest! Hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison

May 21, 2015 at 7:37 AM

I've posted a different one - in my mind they they should be funny even bawdy :-) Hugs Jan xx

Emile Pinet

May 21, 2015 at 7:22 AM

Thanks Jan, limericks are suppose to be risqué, aren't they? Emile.

Afolabi Muideen

May 20, 2015 at 11:49 PM

Lol!!!!! Interesting, I tried this form of poem just once, reading it here and there make me feel like compose it again.........excellent write friend Emile, I enjoy reading your poem.......good luck in the contest.............);Afolabi.

Emile Pinet

May 21, 2015 at 7:24 AM

Thanks Afolabi, I appreciate your support. Emile.