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Long and Hard

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There once was a quest for Long to reach the ultimate dong, now it's all about Hard so you'll find yourself barred, unless Viagra’s along. (Limerick)

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/13/2023 4:42:00 PM

Way to do a naughty limerick, Emile. I really like yours. Big congrats.

Emile Pinet
Date: 3/14/2023 9:00:00 AM

Thanks, Andrea, I'm glad you liked it my friend, Emile.

Brian Sambourne

Date: 1/1/2021 11:40:00 AM

Love this witty, clever limerick. Definitely a top placement in my books. Best wishes, Brian

Emile Pinet
Date: 1/1/2021 1:04:00 PM

Thanks Brian, I appreciate it, Happy New Year my friend, Emile.

Sara Kendrick

Date: 1/1/2021 4:44:00 AM

Interesting topic penned in this winner. Congrats. Sara

Emile Pinet
Date: 1/1/2021 7:13:00 AM

Thanks Sara, I appreciate it, Happy New Year my friend, Emile.

Jo Chamberlain

Date: 1/1/2021 3:26:00 AM

Ha ha this limerick gave me a laugh. Congratulations on your winning placement. Happy New Year.

Emile Pinet
Date: 1/1/2021 7:13:00 AM

Thanks Joanna, I appreciate it, Happy New Year my friend, Emile.

Gershon Wolf

Date: 8/19/2019 9:33:00 PM

Ha, ha! I read the title, Emile, and thought, 'Noooooo.' Then I read the limerick and went 'Oooooooh!' Nice job! Best wishes, Gershon

Emile Pinet
Date: 1/1/2021 7:13:00 AM

Thanks Gershon, I appreciate it, Happy New Year my friend, Emile.

Jan Allison

Date: 8/19/2019 3:05:00 PM

This is one 9f my faves emile, bawdy and risque and so clever, I've just seen my original comment I must see if I can find the one hubby disapproved of and post it lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Emile Pinet
Date: 8/19/2019 4:49:00 PM

Thanks Jan, you're great at this... this is right up your alley my friend, Emile.

Kim Merryman

Date: 8/19/2019 9:33:00 AM

Oh my! A spicy limerick, Emile! Congrats on your win! Blessings, Kim

Emile Pinet
Date: 8/19/2019 9:48:00 AM

Thanks Kim, your support is appreciated my friend, Emile.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/18/2019 8:21:00 PM

ha, I enjoyed the picture you put with this one!! Congrats in my contest,Emile.

Emile Pinet
Date: 8/18/2019 8:44:00 PM

Thanks Andrea, I glad you liked it my friend, Emile.

James Fraser

Date: 5/29/2015 1:40:00 PM

You sure made me chuckle hard and long Emile, way to go with this Limerick, James :)

Emile Pinet
Date: 5/29/2015 8:47:00 PM

Thanks so much James, it's all in fun, your friendly visits are always most welcome. Emile.

Paul Callus

Date: 5/21/2015 12:56:00 PM

Wow Emile! The title makes for tasty bait! Enjoyed your humour. // paul

Emile Pinet
Date: 5/21/2015 2:35:00 PM

Thanks Paul, it's all in good fun. Emile.

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/21/2015 7:26:00 AM

- Emile, a huge smile :))) - Love it !!! - I wish you good luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 5/21/2015 7:34:00 AM

- That's the reason that I love limerick - "good fun" !!! :)))

Emile Pinet
Date: 5/21/2015 7:32:00 AM

Thanks Anne-Lise, it's all in good fun. Emile.

Jan Allison

Date: 5/21/2015 1:26:00 AM

ha ha ha I wrote one yesterday with the same title but on a different theme - my hubby thought it too bawdy to post lol - this is superb lol - good luck in the contest! Hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 5/21/2015 7:37:00 AM

I've posted a different one - in my mind they they should be funny even bawdy :-) Hugs Jan xx

Emile Pinet
Date: 5/21/2015 7:22:00 AM

Thanks Jan, limericks are suppose to be risqué, aren't they? Emile.

Afolabi Muideen

Date: 5/20/2015 11:49:00 PM

Lol!!!!! Interesting, I tried this form of poem just once, reading it here and there make me feel like compose it again.........excellent write friend Emile, I enjoy reading your poem.......good luck in the contest.............);Afolabi.

Emile Pinet
Date: 5/21/2015 7:24:00 AM

Thanks Afolabi, I appreciate your support. Emile.

Nandita Das

Date: 5/20/2015 11:13:00 PM

LOL..The title said it all...#7

Emile Pinet
Date: 5/21/2015 7:25:00 AM

Thanks Nandita, it's all in fun. Emile.

Kp Nunez

Date: 5/20/2015 6:50:00 PM

Made me smile :-). I see a different side of your poetry, Emile. L & H indeed. I see there's a contest. A 7. Good luck!

Emile Pinet
Date: 5/21/2015 7:26:00 AM

Thanks Kim, it's all done in fun. Emile.