Jim Slaughter Poet Limerick

Limerick In a Darker Shade of Blue

A laundryman let his dong dangle
While standing too close to a mangle.
When they stopped it, you guessed it,
It had folded and pressed it,
And now he must pee at an angle.


Entered in A Funny or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchen
May 1, 2023

1st Place (with 3 others)
Thanks, Tania

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David Fisher May 13, 2023 at 5:20 AM Congrats! This is a real fav...such a classic limerick for sure. Jim Slaughter May 13, 2023 at 10:09 AM Thanks, David.

Jan Allison May 11, 2023 at 5:49 AM Dropping back with many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx Jim Slaughter May 11, 2023 at 10:58 AM Thanks, again, Jan. You're most welcome anytime.

Terry Flood May 8, 2023 at 12:45 PM Been there, done that, Jim… strange though… I really wasn’t that close! Congrats on your win Jan Allison May 11, 2023 at 5:49 AM Hey big boy thanks for the giggle lol:-) xx Jim Slaughter May 8, 2023 at 1:49 PM Ooh, Terry, I don't even want to think about that. But thanks, anyway.

Constance La France May 8, 2023 at 12:39 AM Jim, well done and congratulations on your win ! Jim Slaughter May 8, 2023 at 11:13 AM Constance, thank you.

Linda Alice Fowler May 7, 2023 at 6:00 PM Oh hoho Jim. Love this one! Very clever Congratulations on your win! :) Jim Slaughter May 8, 2023 at 11:13 AM Thank you, Linda.

Andrea Dietrich May 7, 2023 at 3:45 PM This is an absolute hoot and I remember how I loved it the first time. Big congrats, jim Jim Slaughter May 8, 2023 at 11:12 AM Thanks again, Andrea.

Lin Lane May 7, 2023 at 1:43 PM Oh, Jim ~ that’s just wrong but so funny! How did I ever miss this? Lin Lane May 7, 2023 at 2:58 PM Lol I dunno. Sounds like a lifetime of benefits for such an injury. Jim Slaughter May 7, 2023 at 1:52 PM Thanks, Lin. I wonder if this sort of work place mishap is covered by Workman's Comp?

Ann Peck May 7, 2023 at 1:40 PM HaHa! That's too funny, Jim, and the picture it evokes...just too funny! :) Jim Slaughter May 7, 2023 at 1:47 PM Funny? From a woman's perspective, maybe, but...Thanks, Ann.

Tania Kitchin May 7, 2023 at 1:21 PM Jim, congratulations on your first place with your clever and funny limerick! Jim Slaughter May 7, 2023 at 1:46 PM Thanks, Tania. This contest must have been a "hoot" to judge.

Andrea Dietrich May 3, 2023 at 9:58 AM hahaha. Love it!! Jim Slaughter May 3, 2023 at 10:23 AM Thanks, Andrea.

Beryl Edmonds May 1, 2023 at 6:42 PM Hilarious Jim, most impressive made me laugh too… Belle Jim Slaughter May 2, 2023 at 10:41 AM Thank you, Belle.

Alexis Y. May 1, 2023 at 2:48 PM Lol!Jim, The humor in this one is off the charts! I laughed out loud reading it. It was definitely bawdy and funny. Best wishes in the contest. Have a great day:-) Alexis Jim Slaughter May 2, 2023 at 10:40 AM Alexis, thank you.

Ilene Bauer May 1, 2023 at 2:19 PM there is no way this will not absolutely crack up anyone who reads it, jim! thanks for the laugh... Jim Slaughter May 2, 2023 at 10:40 AM Thanks, Ilene...it certainly made me wince and say OUCH! while writing it.

Jan Allison May 1, 2023 at 12:01 PM omg this is beyond hilarious Jim lol lol:-) hugs jan xx Jim Slaughter May 1, 2023 at 1:41 PM Thanks, Jan.