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Light and Hope Limerick

Jim flicked off the bedroom wall LIGHT
With HOPE of a wild sex filled night
But the tone of his wife
Made him fear for his life
Guess she’s keeping her legs shut tight

L & H Contest – Sponsor Catie Lindsey
05~21~15

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2015

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Kim Merryman Date: 5/29/2015 9:38:00 PM Ha! Ha! Ha! Poor guy! Funny limerick, Jan. Congrats on your win! Love, Kim Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/30/2015 2:09:00 AM Thanks so much Kim:-) Hugs Jan xx

James Fraser Date: 5/29/2015 5:55:00 PM The scene of many a past, and present. So love your Limericks Jan, I could read them all day long, hugs and some more, James xxx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/30/2015 2:08:00 AM If I can make people smile and forget their worries for a while then it is all worth it:-) Hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 5/27/2015 8:59:00 PM Back to congratulate you dear friend. It is still so funny. Hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/28/2015 2:35:00 AM Thanks Eve lovely to see you my friend:-) Hugs jan xx

Seren Roberts Date: 5/27/2015 1:35:00 AM Hi Jan I thought I had read this before, but I missed it, so sorry its cracking ....Seren Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/27/2015 2:04:00 AM Thanks for the lovely comment Seren - so many poems to read ... so little time:-( Hugs jan xx

Sandra Haight Date: 5/26/2015 12:21:00 PM Clever and funny, Jan! Congratulations on your outstanding win! Hugs, Sandra Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/26/2015 12:25:00 PM Thanks so much Sandra:-) Lovely to see you back:-) xx hugs jan xx

Nandita Das Date: 5/26/2015 11:16:00 AM Hahaha....hilarious....congratulations on your win...... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/26/2015 11:46:00 AM Thanks Nandita:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 5/26/2015 8:31:00 AM Hi Jan! Pleased to see you on the winners' list! Congratulations! Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/26/2015 10:12:00 AM Thanks Paul i was delighted to place in the contest:-) Hugs Janxx

Paul Schneiter Date: 5/26/2015 7:20:00 AM Jan, the graphic combined with the words make for a world-class limerick. Congratulations on a win you richly deserve. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/26/2015 10:12:00 AM Your are too kind in your praise Paul lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Ryerson Date: 5/26/2015 4:26:00 AM Downright HILARIOUS Jan, and so cartoon!! Many congrats - Tim Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/26/2015 6:41:00 AM Thanks Tim it was a great fun contest:-) Hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez Date: 5/25/2015 10:13:00 PM Dropped back to congratulate you, Jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/26/2015 1:05:00 AM Thanks Kim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley Date: 5/25/2015 9:30:00 PM A worthy win. Maybe he'll remember, when she wants to warm her feet on his back :). Viv x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/26/2015 1:05:00 AM lol Thanks Viv:-) Hugs Jan xx

Poet Destroyer A Date: 5/25/2015 5:52:00 PM nice win Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/26/2015 1:04:00 AM Thanks Linda:-) Hugs Jan xx

Judy Konos Date: 5/25/2015 4:59:00 PM LOL....enjoyed...super funny Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/25/2015 5:07:00 PM Thanks as ever Judy:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/25/2015 2:52:00 PM Way to go, Jan.BIG congrats to you. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/25/2015 3:03:00 PM Thanks Andrea I saw some great entries was so happy to get a place:-) Hugs Jan xx

Skat A Date: 5/25/2015 2:45:00 PM Like how this one stands out. Congrats. Sk Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/25/2015 2:48:00 PM Thanks Skat:-) Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 5/25/2015 2:11:00 PM congrats Jan...this one got me rolling Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/25/2015 2:13:00 PM Tanks Tim it was a great fun contests and inspired many poems just for fun too:-) Hugs Jan xx

MD Johnson Date: 5/25/2015 2:07:00 PM Very funny lim. Congratulations on the win! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/25/2015 2:13:00 PM Thanks Michael:-) Hugs jan xx

M. L. Kiser Date: 5/25/2015 6:08:00 AM HA! Yep, he'll think twice, in the future. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/25/2015 6:09:00 AM LOL Thanks for all your support ML:-) Hugs Jan xx

Cecilia Macfarlane Date: 5/22/2015 1:45:00 PM Ha, ha, ha....this is so funny! #7 Hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/22/2015 1:46:00 PM Thanks so much Cecilia:-) hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez Date: 5/22/2015 8:33:00 AM LOL! You nailed it here! A 7. GL in the contest, Jan! PS. Who's this Jim? haha... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/22/2015 9:31:00 AM No Idea just a name I came up with lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Peter Dome Date: 5/22/2015 5:07:00 AM Ha ha this is so funny. you naughty girl.well done thank you for the laugh well needed best wishes. Pete. Login to Reply Peter Dome Date: 5/22/2015 7:00:00 AM Well if your not naughty lets not be naughty lets just get on with it, your place or mine. Pete. Jan Allison Date: 5/22/2015 6:34:00 AM You guys on soup have me so wrong I am NOT naughty lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/22/2015 12:21:00 AM VERY good one< jan, you sure have a way with the humor aspect of the limerick! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/22/2015 1:10:00 AM Thanks Andrea I have seen some excellent entries Catie has set us a great contest and people are having fun:-) Hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 5/21/2015 8:03:00 PM ha! very funny - just what i'd expect from you, jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/22/2015 1:09:00 AM Thanks as ever Ilene:-) Hugs Jan xx

Shadow Hamilton Date: 5/21/2015 3:25:00 PM very good Jan gl in contest did you get soup mail I sent you last night? hugs 7 Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/21/2015 3:28:00 PM I think i replied will check xx hugs Jan xx

Laura Leiser Date: 5/21/2015 3:05:00 PM Very funny, Jan! Loved the picture, too! :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/21/2015 3:10:00 PM Thanks Laura I think Catie has brought a lot of fun to the site with this contest - I have another 2 limericks to post:-) hugs jan xx

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