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I once wrote a poem about poop Not a 'suitable subject' for soup It’s something we all do So I’ll write about pooh Now a contest – Roy I’m cock a hoop! NOT FOR CONTEST 26th July 2015

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James Fraser

Date: 9/8/2015 2:10:00 PM

Loved the flow of this Limerick Jan, your words dropped and plopped as I read, hugs ;-) xx James

James Fraser
Date: 9/8/2015 2:30:00 PM

Hey Jan, another apology, I've still to catch up. I shall this weekend, promise :-P ~Hugs//James xx

Jan Allison
Date: 9/8/2015 2:25:00 PM

ha ha ha James great one:-) I simply adore the image I found lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 7/28/2015 8:03:00 AM

Hahaha... you're so creative I love your work. Hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2015 9:09:00 AM

Thanks Eve - i dont mind making fun of myself or my poetic inability lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Darlene Gifford

Date: 7/28/2015 2:34:00 AM

Very funny, Jan! Loved it. And thanks for visiting my poem and (everything). That p--p word is yucky.I'd rather say "crap" But I guess that is not much better! Here's one for you" "There was an old man from Blackheath/who sat on his set of false teeth/oh dear, bless my heart, /he said with a start/I've bitten myself underneath./ Author unknown.

Darlene Gifford
Date: 7/28/2015 8:00:00 AM

Maybe I should go back to my original then, before the changes I made, if the meter is better on the first one? Now I'm confused. I don't know which is more important meter or flow or syl. count. makes me want to ditch limericks and go back to simple rhyme! yours in poetry, my friend, ~~Darlene

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2015 4:22:00 AM

that is brilliant Darlene - a really great one for the meter and flow too:-) Mine is not a good example for meter - but its not for the contest - just trying to make a point lol hugs jan xx funny i prefer the pooh word to crap lol

Jack Ellison

Date: 7/27/2015 5:47:00 PM

As the dictionary says, "cock a hoop: triumphantly boastful" LOL We're on the same wave length, just posted one yesterday called, "Frontsies And Backsies"!!! Love, Brother Jack xxx (Hilarios image!)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2015 5:49:00 PM

oh will drop by - I do hope you will do a poem for the pooh poems contest lol:-) hugs I've done one on dog poop lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser

Date: 7/27/2015 8:19:00 AM

Sweet Jan, love the idiom you use.. :D!!! funny!!! ~Olive Eloisa and hugs!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2015 9:46:00 AM

Thanks Olive:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 7/26/2015 11:02:00 PM

I am curious, where can I order one of these? :) Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2015 1:57:00 AM

ha ha ha - can just imagine driving to work on that - sorry I'm late boss I got stuck on the loo - great excuse:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/26/2015 10:27:00 PM

haha, Love Richard's comment. What the heck is Cock a hoop???

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2015 1:56:00 AM

'cock a hoop' is very happy/over the moon ! hugs Jan xx "cock-a-hoop adjective extremely and obviously pleased, especially about an achievement."

Richard D Seal

Date: 7/26/2015 3:32:00 PM

You sure have started something Jan. Looks like poop is getting all over the soup . You do realise you'll be responsible for cleaning it all up, ewww lol. Take care, Richard

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2015 3:33:00 PM

LOL Richard - being blocked for writing a poem about a floating pooh was the best thing to happen to me lol - Now Roy is bringing poop to soup in a contest - woohooo:-) hugs jan xx

Bl Devnath

Date: 7/26/2015 1:48:00 PM

The subject "Not for the contest" is nice. One thing in LM no time to wait and no one bothers pooh to poop. Ha ha ha..... a great uncontrollable laughing from me. A picture of laughing cartoon. 7 and wish you good luck my lovely friend. Loved always,bl

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2015 1:53:00 PM

I have penned a more serious poem for the contest ... still on the subject of poop:-) hugs jan xx

Roy Jerden

Date: 7/26/2015 1:12:00 PM

There was a young golfer named Lou /Who had trouble retaining his pooh /But he was quite smart /And designed a golf cart /That could carry around his own loo

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2015 1:17:00 PM

ha ha ha - that's awesome Roy - copy the image and post that lol. I do appreciate you dropping by to read this poem. I guess I am fortunate ... I write poems about pooh and not crap poetry lol :-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 7/26/2015 8:44:00 AM

Ha ha, also that is quite the photo!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2015 8:55:00 AM

I found the image after i had written the poem - couldn't resist posting it lol - have just posted the actual entry for the contest - it is a pooh poem I was proud to write!!!:-) hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 7/26/2015 8:12:00 AM

lol! Good one! The image is a hoot!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2015 8:53:00 AM

Have just posted it:-) hugs jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2015 8:14:00 AM

The image is brilliant isn't it lol - I couldn't resist writing this poem - you know me and my poop poetry -I am just writing one for the contest now:-) hugs jan xx