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Lazy Guy

The weeds in his yard were sky high
"Just PULL them!" nagged his wife, said he'd try
But the thought brought him sorrow
Said, "I'll do it tomorrow!"
As he sat, eating junk food and fries. 






Written on 6/19/2015
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." Mark Twain
For The Wit of Twain contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 7/26/2015 11:11:00 PM
Laura, a great winning limerick that's a perfect fit for your Mark Twain quote.. Congrats!
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Date: 7/25/2015 2:32:00 PM
Perfection indeed…Way to go with this win..Congrats!!Sara
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Date: 7/22/2015 3:14:00 AM
Wonderful take Laura n so is ur win! Big congrats!
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Date: 7/20/2015 9:58:00 PM
Cute one, Laura! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim
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Laura Leiser
Date: 7/21/2015 10:55:00 AM
Thank you, Kim :)
Date: 7/19/2015 3:19:00 PM
Congrats..that guy reminds me of someone sitting in front of the TV right now...lol. BG
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Laura Leiser
Date: 7/19/2015 3:46:00 PM
Funny :)
Date: 7/19/2015 3:16:00 PM
haha, readine what LIv said to you. This certainly portrays a lazy guy! If you had had the syllable count right, this would have done better. Congrats in my contest.
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Laura Leiser
Date: 7/19/2015 3:45:00 PM
Thank you for the placement, Andrea! I was not careful about the syllable count...got LAZY, lol :)
Date: 7/19/2015 2:34:00 PM
Laura, Congratulations on your awesome win... LOVE SKAT
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Laura Leiser
Date: 7/19/2015 3:47:00 PM
Thanks, Skat :)
Date: 7/19/2015 1:47:00 PM
Oh my God, it's ME! Have you been on Google maps, Laura? Great Lim, well done and congratulations, Viv x
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Laura Leiser
Date: 7/19/2015 3:46:00 PM
HaHAAA! Well, I'm finding a lot of guys are relating to this one, Viv!! Take care :)
Date: 7/19/2015 1:11:00 PM
Hi Laura: great poem i'm a great procrastinator. Congrats on your win
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Laura Leiser
Date: 7/19/2015 3:47:00 PM
Thanks, Ralph. Glad you liked it :)
Date: 7/19/2015 1:09:00 PM
Dropping back with my congratulations Laura:-) hugs Jan xx
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Laura Leiser
Date: 7/19/2015 3:47:00 PM
Thanks, Jan :)
Date: 6/29/2015 5:23:00 PM
Ha! This is good and witty, Laura! Reminds me of Daisy's lazy husband Onslow in "Keeping up Appearances":) // paul
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Laura Leiser
Date: 7/19/2015 3:48:00 PM
Yes, I know who Onslow is, Paul! Funny show :)
Date: 6/23/2015 11:22:00 PM
I just realized, I should have said, I was not eating junk food, I was reading THIS wonderful witty poem!!!!! :) xoxo
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Laura Leiser
Date: 6/23/2015 11:26:00 PM
Hahaa! Thanks, Arthur :)
Date: 6/22/2015 9:05:00 PM
This was fun Laura!
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Laura Leiser
Date: 6/22/2015 11:21:00 PM
Thanks, Richard :) Glad you like it!
Date: 6/21/2015 9:58:00 PM
I think the wife better get some Round Up and spray em' herself. :) Once that laziness sets in, it's a pretty self perpetuating disease. :) Loved the Mark Twain quote. Never heard that one before.
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Laura Leiser
Date: 6/21/2015 10:15:00 PM
HaHaaA, I think you're right on that, Robert! Thanks for stopping by and liking my poem :)
Date: 6/20/2015 7:40:00 PM
G'day Laura... thanks for the chuckle Laura. I dare say in this case tomorrow never comes - good luck - Lindsay
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Laura Leiser
Date: 6/20/2015 7:51:00 PM
Thanks, Lindsay, for stopping. Glad you enjoyed this :)
Date: 6/20/2015 12:33:00 AM
in all fairness I was writing poetry, not eating junk food!!!!!!! :)
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 6/22/2015 9:04:00 PM
Ha ha!
Date: 6/19/2015 8:20:00 PM
Laura, this is funny. Good luck in the contest :) Alexis
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Laura Leiser
Date: 6/19/2015 8:27:00 PM
Glad you liked it, Alexis :)
Date: 6/19/2015 6:51:00 PM
Lol....typical lazy man
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Laura Leiser
Date: 6/19/2015 8:27:00 PM
I know, right?! Thanks for stopping by, Tim :)
Date: 6/19/2015 5:55:00 PM
love th humour good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
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Laura Leiser
Date: 6/19/2015 6:24:00 PM
Thanks, Jan! I appreciate you stopping by to comment :)