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Kept Cat

Kept Cat

You called me your dream bird, now it's too late
We'd fly off in bliss, our purr-fect dream date
I deemed you my winner
you deemed me your dinner
How does it feel to be my kept cat, mate?

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Terry Flood

April 1, 2024 at 12:01 PM

Congrats on your win, Robert. And tardy congrats on POTD. Enjoyed this muchly. Terry

Robert Gorelick

April 3, 2024 at 9:00 AM

Thank you, alotly, Terry. Your visit and comment are greatly appreciated! Robert

Terry Miller

April 1, 2024 at 5:59 AM

LOL, congratulations.

Robert Gorelick

April 3, 2024 at 8:59 AM

Thank you, Terry glad I put a smile on your face. Robert

I Am Anaya

March 31, 2024 at 10:40 AM

Congratulations on your win, Robert! Good one for a dog lover, I'm the cat lover and I approve! Then there are the bird lover's, lol. we love 'em all. ;D

Robert Gorelick

May 19, 2024 at 5:03 PM

I'm true to my doggies, but thank you, Anaya, Robert

Margarita Lillico

March 31, 2024 at 8:26 AM

Congratulations!!! What a relationship story, not just a limerick! Winner vs Dinner LOL

Robert Gorelick

March 31, 2024 at 9:05 AM

Thank you for the placement, appreciate it, Margarita.

Beryl Edmonds

March 27, 2024 at 1:43 AM

Back to say congratulations on having received the honour of poem of the day Robert with your amusing Limerick ‘Kept Cat.’ ~ Beryl

Robert Gorelick

March 27, 2024 at 8:38 AM

I welcome your return with open arms! Robert

Kim Rodrigues

March 26, 2024 at 8:34 PM

LOL!

Robert Gorelick

March 27, 2024 at 8:37 AM

I can hear your laughing from here! Robert

Maria Williams

March 26, 2024 at 8:23 PM

This put a smile on my face. A Tweety/Sylvester moment, Lol. Congratulations on your POTD

Robert Gorelick

March 27, 2024 at 8:37 AM

Thank you Maria, you are overly kind! Robert

Brandy Nicole

March 26, 2024 at 5:19 PM

Hmm, since the bird was deemed as dinner, this crazy cat does belong in a cage-- until next winter. Your thoughts bring a smile, Robert. Congratulations on Poem of the Day. Oh, and Happy Birthday ! My best to you. :) Brandy

Robert Gorelick

March 26, 2024 at 6:18 PM

He is staying put until he turns vegan. Your words give me pause (paws). Thank you, Brandy for the Birthday wishes and the accolades. It's been a pleasure! Robert

Nancy Kaufman

March 26, 2024 at 4:37 PM

Dear Robert, This is such a cute and clever limerick. Thank you for a much needed laugh and a hearty congrats for this POTD!!

Robert Gorelick

March 26, 2024 at 6:20 PM

We all could use some comedy relief in these anxious times. Thank you, Nancy for your thoughtful words. Robert

Silent One

March 26, 2024 at 3:43 PM

Ha this is an excellent choice for POTD...Congratulations

Robert Gorelick

March 26, 2024 at 4:34 PM

If I was able to put a smile on your face, I've accomplished my goal. Thank you for speaking up Silent One! My best, Robert

Christina Bowring

March 26, 2024 at 1:32 PM

Many congratulations dear Robert with POTD. Loved this limerick and it’s so good! Very witty and clever. I’m all for him becoming a vegan :) Leave little birdy alone! This is certainly a fun contest for all those participating and all those reading and enjoying the creativity. Dear Wen is a gem. Very happy birthday to you too. Celebrations all round today. Hope you’re having a great day. Blessings :)

Robert Gorelick

March 26, 2024 at 2:48 PM

It been great today, Christina with all my PS friends dropping by, I always work doggedly on my CAT limericks, glad you enjoyed, Robert

Sam Kauffman

March 26, 2024 at 12:50 PM

Robert, congratulations on your "purr-fect" POTD filled with feline whimsy! High fives!

Robert Gorelick

March 26, 2024 at 2:46 PM

I was afraid the limerick would be a cat-tastrophy. Thank you, Sam! Robert

Margarita Lillico

March 26, 2024 at 12:38 PM

What a dream, mate! That is my purr-fect cat! Congrats!

Robert Gorelick

March 26, 2024 at 2:45 PM

Sometimes they have to be kept in their place, Margarita. Thank you! Robert

Robert Gorelick

March 26, 2024 at 11:16 AM

I'd like to thank Poetry Soup for the lovely gift, and especially Wendy Horder. If it weren't for her, I would not be here standing on this august pedestal on this day receiving potd! Thank you, Wen and everyone for your support. Robert

Bill Baker

March 26, 2024 at 9:05 AM

Congratulations on your POTD, Robert! Another well written Limerick, my friend. Enjoy your special day of recognition. Bill

Robert Gorelick

March 26, 2024 at 9:13 AM

Thank you, Bill! I always appreciate my friend from Texas, a big call out to Lone Star State! The eyes of Texas are upon you. My best, Robert

I Am Anaya

March 26, 2024 at 8:31 AM

Happy Birthday Robert! What a wonderful birthday gift to be chosen for poem of the day. Limericks come and go but this one will stay in my mind. Congratulations on your POTD Robert Gorelick! Q. What is Kenny G's last name? A. you guessed it, Gorelick! Lol.

Robert Gorelick

March 26, 2024 at 9:09 AM

Thank you, Anaya. Kenny G was a guest on Larry King's show and was asked by the host what the G stands for, when he responded Gorelick, Larry King commented; good thing you decided to go by G! lol. Best Birthday gift ever. All my best to you, Robert

Paula Goldsmith

March 26, 2024 at 7:49 AM

Congratulations on your POTD win. I enjoyed reading your fun Limerick write. Have a fun day writing away..................

Robert Gorelick

March 26, 2024 at 9:04 AM

The best Birthday I could have ever wished for, Paula. Wish I could say the same for Sylvester! Thank you for your kind visit. My best to you, Robert

Linda Alice Fowler

March 26, 2024 at 6:58 AM

Loves its food and doesn't play around. LOL Fun. Tweety and Sylvester at their best. Congratulations on the honor of POTD Robert! :)

Robert Gorelick

March 26, 2024 at 9:02 AM

Thank you, Linda, another chapter of Tweety and Sylvester who won't be released until he promises to become a vegan! But can we really trust him? My best to you, Robert

Regina Mcintosh

March 26, 2024 at 6:54 AM

Congrats on POTD. God bless you, love, Gina

Robert Gorelick

March 26, 2024 at 8:57 AM

Thank you, Gina. May God bless you as well! Robert

Heidi Sands

March 26, 2024 at 6:03 AM

Congratulations for POTD. Good one. Enjoy :)

Robert Gorelick

March 26, 2024 at 8:52 AM

Thank you, Heidi. Hope it gave you a chuckle, enjoy your day! Robert

David Kavanagh

March 26, 2024 at 5:56 AM

Back with congratulations on your really well crafted and deserving POTD, cheers David

Robert Gorelick

March 26, 2024 at 8:50 AM

Thanks a million sport, and for coming back to recognize my potd. A fan of your deep and thoughtful poetry keeps my mind on its feet! Cheers Robert

Daniel Henry Rodgers

March 26, 2024 at 4:23 AM

Hello Robert, what a masterful blend of wit and poignancy, evoking a range of emotions in just a few lines. The juxtaposition of love and loss, conveyed through clever wordplay, is truly captivating. Congratulations on receiving Poem of the Day! Your talent shines brightly. - Blessings, Daniel

Robert Gorelick

March 26, 2024 at 8:45 AM

Daniel, I'm pleased you found my encaged cat captivating, hope he isn't traumatized by the experience, he has no history of claustrophobia, but this may ignite some latent fears, what's your advice. Thank you so much for your review and wonderful compliment! Robert

Anne-Lise Andresen

March 26, 2024 at 1:12 AM

- Congratulations on your p.o.t.d.,Robert :) - Happy Easter :) -

Robert Gorelick

March 26, 2024 at 8:38 AM

Thank you, Anne-Lise, from the bottom of my heart. Robert

Karen Jones

March 26, 2024 at 12:45 AM

Clever! Congratulations on your witty poem being potd!

Robert Gorelick

March 26, 2024 at 8:35 AM

Wow what a pleasant birthday surprise, with my potd and all my PS friends showing up for the occasion. Can't wait to open the gifts! Thank you, Karen Jones! Robert

Kim Rodrigues

March 25, 2024 at 6:32 AM

LOL!

Robert Gorelick

March 26, 2024 at 9:15 AM

I can always count on you Kim to appreciate my brand of humor. God speed and carry on. Robert

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