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Keep Your Grandpaws Off

A young filly said to me, “Keep your grandpaws to yourself!” Told her to keep her voice down, be kind to Santa's elf I'm younger than I seem Been mistaken for James Dean I'm no spring chicken but body still don't smell

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Judith S

Date: 12/22/2017 11:06:00 PM

Lol ... another good one Jack! Always makes me smile to visit you!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/23/2017 6:07:00 AM

Makes ME smile to see your gorgeous!!! YEE HAW Lovesies, Santa Jack xxx

Kim Robin Edwards

Date: 12/22/2017 11:19:00 AM

KooL little ditty Jack.

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/22/2017 11:30:00 AM

Hey Sir Kim... nice of you to drop by this old geezer's abode!!! Don't be a stranger... Merry Christmas to you and yours!!!

Silent One

Date: 12/22/2017 10:02:00 AM

Come everybody let us sing, about Jack the limerick king! Hail and praise his swords! May he continue with his words, NEVER STOP THE HAPPINESS YOU BRING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/22/2017 10:31:00 AM

Methinks we have entirely too much time on our hands!!! LOL

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/22/2017 10:28:00 AM

Why thank you my limey compatriot... hear tell some say you're an idiot... nay nay I say... you thrill me each day.... with your poetic genius and tipsiness!!!

Silent One

Date: 12/22/2017 9:19:00 AM

Young Jack was ever so cool and slick, loved to be around a pretty chick. Thought he was a playboy. Canadian real Mccoy. Handsome looks but just a little thick! :))))

Silent One
Date: 12/22/2017 9:59:00 AM

You are the king jacket potato, oops I mean kind of limericks lol!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/22/2017 9:32:00 AM

LOL My thickness comes from my massive braino... At times erupts like a volcano... Got nowhere to hide... To salvage my hide... Dive under the blankets and cover my potato!!!

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 12/22/2017 8:39:00 AM

Grandpaws off, love it! Good morning dear Jack xomo!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/22/2017 9:23:00 AM

My dear Ottawa Mo!!! GOOD GOOD MORNING TO YOU!!! xxx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 12/22/2017 7:23:00 AM

Is your sausage Jimmy Dean?//Oh wait! A slip of my bean//Different guy//but I still buy//it for breakfast, if not moldy and green. GOOD MORNING SANTA JACK!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/22/2017 7:35:00 AM

You are a Master Limericker just like me! Woo Hoo!!! I remember those old Jimmy Dean sausage commercials!!! MORNING SUNSHINE!!!!

Silent One

Date: 12/22/2017 6:45:00 AM

Haha... The Candian James Dean now..

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/22/2017 6:49:00 AM

Multiple selfs!!! GOOD MORNING MY GOOD FRIENDY FRIEND!!!