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Just Who Do You Think I Am

I was a very BAD chick-a-dee
so mom grounded me for life
Clipped my wings; now I can’t fly
(I buried my head in shame)

Can't keep both feet on the ground
but man, just watch me RUN
50-60 MPH top end speed
I can REALLY fly (well, ALMOST)

Still pack one hell of a punch
(It’s all in the legs you know)
Ruffle my feathers? Guess what I’ll do?
Kick your *** til you lay a fat egg...

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 5/27/2015 9:09:00 PM
Hi Tim.. this was such a fun and interesting contest. Congrats on you're winning personification write, and forgive me if I begin to think of you as a Ostrich!
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Date: 5/24/2015 7:51:00 PM
Tim, congrats on your win with this humorous poem! Love, Kim
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Date: 5/24/2015 3:16:00 PM
Tim, Congratulations on your awesome Bird win @-> LINDA <-@
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Date: 5/24/2015 7:46:00 AM
Congrats Tim :)
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Date: 5/24/2015 4:25:00 AM
Dropping back with my congrats Tim:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Date: 5/23/2015 11:13:00 PM
Tim, awesome wreite. LOL, you are indeed. SK
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Date: 5/23/2015 9:56:00 PM
Congrats on your win Tim
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Date: 5/23/2015 8:38:00 PM
oh Tim, so this was yours. GREAT job with the humor aspect. I quite enjoyed this one, my friend. Congrats to you.
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Date: 5/20/2015 2:46:00 PM
I love this one! Especially the first stanza...being grounded for life, that's bad. I got threatened with that a few times in my youth.
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Date: 5/13/2015 2:44:00 AM
I just LOVE this clever verse!!"I really can fly (almost)" Very cute! Always, Laura
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Date: 5/12/2015 5:14:00 PM
I love how you weave humor into this write Tim...Great job...
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Date: 5/12/2015 8:09:00 AM
Ha ha, love it!
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Date: 5/11/2015 8:11:00 PM
I should have guessed you would make me laugh !!! But you egged me on !!! LOL
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Date: 5/11/2015 8:09:00 PM
Tim, you and your feathered friend are taking no prisoners :)
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Date: 5/11/2015 7:33:00 PM
lol! Funny and witty...I promise to be careful around you then. Good personification. A 7. Kim
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Tim Ryerson
Date: 5/11/2015 7:45:00 PM
Well Kim, that reply was SUPPOSED to be for Mystic Rose but the same goes for YOU young lady! Thanks for the wonderful and witty comment my friend!
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Tim Ryerson
Date: 5/11/2015 7:39:00 PM
Thanks dear lady...Love you too but you are under arrest and I'm taking your card for evidence...You are going DIRECTLY to jail and I am going to be your jailer but WATCH OUT, I will also have the keys to your cell...
Date: 5/11/2015 4:32:00 PM
A witty and clever poem, Tim. Great choice of bird and punches! #7 // paul
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Date: 5/11/2015 2:56:00 PM
Clever and funny..enjoyed. BG
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Date: 5/11/2015 1:32:00 PM
I love the humour here good luck in the contest:-) Hugs Jan xx 7 xx
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