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It Was Nothing Personal, Pc

She whimpers and whirs She banters and she b****es Tired of my abuse She’s exacting her revenge This may be my last message… Look! She just censored my second line! This is total b*****s, PC!! What the h...

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Carol Eastman

Date: 8/19/2013 10:05:00 AM

You have more wit in your pinky... than anyone should have... Loved it... LOL

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/2/2013 12:58:00 AM

haha, you are having too much fun lately.

Donna Jones

Date: 8/1/2013 3:35:00 PM

Well.....I'm sure glad mine has an off button.....cause I'm the master of it!!!! Good one Tim....

Heather Ober

Date: 7/31/2013 12:06:00 PM

Gosh, I just love your sense of humour, Tim! I also love when you tinker with tankas! ;)

Mustapha Mohammed

Date: 7/30/2013 6:38:00 AM

You've got to spank it for indecent behaviour lol.Love your humour Tim.

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 7/29/2013 4:58:00 PM

Ha Ha, you just gotta love it. Reminds me of my GPS that I had when I was in Italy we named he crazy B**ch. Thanks for the chuckle Tim.

Constance La France

Date: 7/29/2013 4:42:00 PM

Hi Tim, your poem reminds me of my old computer who only worked when she felt like it, she has been replaced and yes I do remember when we used to talk poetry etc, in the past and it is so true I do not comment much or even come on the site as often, my health and my work are my excuses, but when I do write, I put my heart and soul into the words, it is somehow more meaningful than mass producing poems, I used to enter every contest, now it must inspire me. Constance

Duke Beaufort

Date: 7/28/2013 6:09:00 PM

OMG--they missed it!

Duke Beaufort

Date: 7/28/2013 6:08:00 PM

They can use it in the title of several movies like octo..... and what's new p*ssycat? What the heck? Pussycat!

Duke Beaufort

Date: 7/28/2013 6:07:00 PM

Yes, thank-you. The PCness of all of this is going overboard. I could not even refer to a pu*sycat on this crazy website.

Milton Toran

Date: 7/28/2013 6:00:00 PM

When my PC acts up, I always end up slapping the monitor when I should be slapping the PC. I don't know why but I guess the monitor's the closest thing to me! LOL!! Loved your writing!...Milt

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/28/2013 5:41:00 PM

Tim, oh Tim, how it's time how it's time!!! I think we all need friends.... Maybe you should treat your women a little nicer,,, and than maybe they would respond with manner... luv...Linda

Delysia Hendricks

Date: 7/28/2013 5:31:00 PM

Hahaha. It sounds as if you're in a love-hate relationship with the b***h. Love your poem, Mr Funny Man. Licia :-)

Skat A

Date: 7/28/2013 4:30:00 PM

time for a new one. lol. it's funny my sister named her computer. ..babe....lol.... Skat

Carol Eastman

Date: 7/28/2013 3:25:00 PM

Loved this one... I'm considering making a book... but need more work...need book covers, borders, how do I want to put it together, ect... and I have to find an agent (most publishers want an agent to screen them first)... and of course the money to print.it. And Market it... Unless I make it myself... Looking into that, too.. There are a lot of tutorials on the internet.... And tons of options.

Ilene Bauer

Date: 7/28/2013 3:00:00 PM

ha! funny one, tim! i like!

Poet Tacito

Date: 7/28/2013 2:38:00 PM

LOL!!!!!! Machines know when the user is pissed. That's why they act up for fun. =) Nice job!

Carrie Richards

Date: 7/28/2013 1:47:00 PM

Did I just hear the shattering of a computer screen??? ....$$$$$$$$ !!! oh no.......that was me !! :(

Nette Onclaud

Date: 7/28/2013 12:57:00 PM

you are a laughing gas, tim.... don;t wonder if my lungs burst.. my pc has a mind of its own too... thanks for coming by and congrats on your wins!..:) hugggs

Wilma Neels

Date: 7/28/2013 10:59:00 AM

lol with you around you PC needs to censor you :) just kidding Tim! Hope you are enjoying your weekend and thank you for the smiles your always bring to my face.. hugs Wilma