In Short-Cooking Is Not Her Sport

Joan’s spouse requests surf and turf. Bob’s stature and beard - a smurf. In short, she plays cute, Puts on a wet suit. She climbs iron board to surf. Bob tells her to get on down. His ask, does not make her frown. She winks as he guides And rolls with the tides. She’s hot off the plate, his clown. 7/16/2022 Limerick Contest Sponsor: Lisa YY
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Roper Avatar
July 22, 2022 at 8:57 AM
Kim, congratulations on your win. Many Blessing
Roper Avatar
July 23, 2022 at 1:00 PM
I can picture her in a wet suit... But dementia or not I would be doing the same except the ironing board folded down : )
Rodrigues Avatar
July 22, 2022 at 11:00 AM
Many blessings, Eve! Thank you :)
Baker Avatar
July 20, 2022 at 8:04 AM
Congrats Kim. Very entertianing an fun read my friend. Bill
Rodrigues Avatar
July 20, 2022 at 12:34 PM
Thank you! :)
Alex Avatar
July 20, 2022 at 6:39 AM
Very interesting, indeed! Congratulations!
Rodrigues Avatar
July 20, 2022 at 7:30 AM
Thank you!
Sinha-Roy Avatar
July 20, 2022 at 3:03 AM
Congratulations, Kim for your podium placement with this woderful poem.
Rodrigues Avatar
July 20, 2022 at 7:30 AM
Thank you!
Mcintosh Avatar
July 19, 2022 at 5:56 PM
Congrats sweet lady. God bless you always. Love, Gina
Rodrigues Avatar
July 20, 2022 at 7:31 AM
God bless you too!
Dietrich Avatar
July 19, 2022 at 1:52 PM
haha!! Good one, and congrats!!
Rodrigues Avatar
July 20, 2022 at 7:31 AM
Thank you!
Goldsmith Avatar
July 19, 2022 at 10:43 AM
Congratulations on your win. A  "Creative/Fun" write/story. Love your line, "She’s hot off the plate, his clown." She sure is. Have a great/blessed day.......................
Rodrigues Avatar
July 20, 2022 at 7:34 AM
Glad you enjoyed! Thank you!
DiMino Avatar
July 19, 2022 at 9:17 AM
This is lovely, smiling from ear to ear. Great limerick. I've read a few other entries in this contest, all so good -- would not want the task of judging this one.
Rodrigues Avatar
July 20, 2022 at 7:34 AM
Thank you, Joe!
Canerdy Avatar
July 19, 2022 at 6:16 AM
LOL! CONGRATS, Kim! Janice
Rodrigues Avatar
July 20, 2022 at 7:35 AM
Thanks, Janice!
Flood Avatar
July 19, 2022 at 6:02 AM
Congratulation, Kim. Nicely done. Terry
Rodrigues Avatar
July 20, 2022 at 7:35 AM
Thank you, Terry!
Fowler Avatar
July 19, 2022 at 5:23 AM
Back with big congrats Kim! Linda
Rodrigues Avatar
July 20, 2022 at 7:35 AM
Thank you, Linda!
Delaney Avatar
July 19, 2022 at 4:54 AM
Good one Kim, and congratulations on your top placement. Love your clever title, Hugs, SuZ
Rodrigues Avatar
July 20, 2022 at 7:36 AM
Thank you, SuZ! :)
Logan Avatar
July 19, 2022 at 4:34 AM
Nice job and congrats on your set of winning limericks. I wish it had been stated that we could write more than one.
Rodrigues Avatar
July 20, 2022 at 7:36 AM
Thank you, Jenna! :)
Agustin Avatar
July 18, 2022 at 9:45 PM
Wow! Congrats! Thanks for sharing this... making me giggle. God bless you.
Rodrigues Avatar
July 19, 2022 at 4:04 AM
Thank you, Beata!
Fowler Avatar
July 18, 2022 at 4:15 PM
Hahaha Kim. Totally great fun! Linda
Rodrigues Avatar
July 19, 2022 at 4:04 AM
Thank you, Linda! :)
Horne Avatar
July 18, 2022 at 12:09 PM
LOL, love this witty limerick
Rodrigues Avatar
July 18, 2022 at 3:01 PM
Thank you, Jack!
Bayles Avatar
July 16, 2022 at 10:38 PM
Great humor and rhyme, Kim.
Rodrigues Avatar
July 17, 2022 at 4:01 AM
Thank you, Mike!
George Avatar
July 16, 2022 at 8:21 PM
Enjoyed her playing 'cute' ! Hilarious, Kim !
Rodrigues Avatar
July 17, 2022 at 4:02 AM
Thank you, Valsa!
Kyser Avatar
July 16, 2022 at 9:50 AM
Good one, Kim, nice imagining!
Rodrigues Avatar
July 16, 2022 at 10:03 AM
Thank you, Jeff!
Buhagiar Avatar
July 16, 2022 at 8:41 AM
Guess Bob remained hungry. Lovely limericks. Hugs.
Rodrigues Avatar
July 16, 2022 at 9:19 AM
LOL…yes!
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