I'M the Man For the Job - In Trump's Own Words

My head’s in a swirl So much on my plate But I’ll give this a whirl, To prove I’m so great. No need to read up On subjects galore, Like tea from a cup I can always drink more. The world’s not so hard To figure it out, I keep up my guard And my character flout. Kim’s just a breeze, Putin’s quite tough, The former I squeeze, The latter I bluff. The Saudi’s are great I know all their tricks, To them I just state: You break it, you fix. Iran is a pain, A hard one to solve, It’s me that they blame, Their sins to absolve. But China’s the key, The bane of my life And just like a flea, It’s nothing but strife. When all’s said and done I’m good at this game, There isn’t a one I can’t fully tame. This all goes to show I’m the man for the job, While democrats crow The election I rob.