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If You Could Bottle It, It Would Sell - Bawdy Limerick

Mei-Ling was known to kiss and tell
Got worse when she wed Me Hung Well
     With the power of thought
     Set to give what he ought
And spent all night ringing her bell.

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5 November 2018

Inspired by Jan Allison's limerick, "His gift it needed a lift".

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Vladislav Raven

Date: 11/15/2018 8:52:00 AM

Hi John, a wonderful limerick. I enjoyed the read. The laghter begins. Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY. YOUR FRIEND....mIKE.

John Michaels
Date: 11/15/2018 11:46:00 AM

Thanks very much, Mike - glad it made you laugh! Regards, John.

Susan Ashley

Date: 11/10/2018 12:18:00 PM

Wow! Completely awesome, Michael.. Fun, fantastic, and lives up to its billing, bawdy! Warmest wishes my friend.. ~Susan

John Michaels
Date: 11/14/2018 3:48:00 PM

Thanks, Susan - I don't write rude poems that often, but this just had to be done!! Regards, John.

Jan Allison

Date: 11/7/2018 2:40:00 PM

Absolutely love it John wish I'd thought of me hu ng well lol:-) adding this gem to my faves:-) Hugs Jan xx

John Michaels
Date: 11/14/2018 3:48:00 PM

Well you inspired me! The name jumped to my head as soon as I'd finished chuckling over your poem and I just felt like Me Hung Well deserved a limerick of his own!! It always means a lot when you find my poems amusing!! Regards, John.