How Time Stole My Body

I am old. Old I am. And frankly I don't give a damn. I take bright pills for all my ills And little rugrats call me gram. Teeth are gone. Gone are they. Can't chew my food the normal way. I glue some in to fill my grin I'm lucky if they stay all day! I am vexed! Vexed am I! And now I'm going to tell you why I fall asleep in time to leap And to the porcelain pony fly! I am slow. Slow I am. In stores I cause a traffic jam. Joints go crack, can't bend my back I failed my walker drive exam! But say the word. The word just say. And you and I can spend the day! Let's eat prunes and sing some tunes Then cuddle with my friend, Ben Gay!