How Time Stole My Body

I am old. Old I am.
And frankly I don't give a damn.
I take bright pills for all my ills
And little rugrats call me gram.

Teeth are gone. Gone are they.
Can't chew my food the normal way.
I glue some in to fill my grin
I'm lucky if they stay all day!

I am vexed! Vexed am I!
And now I'm going to tell you why
I fall asleep in time to leap
And to the porcelain pony fly!

I am slow. Slow I am.
In stores I cause a traffic jam.
Joints go crack, can't bend my back
I failed my walker drive exam!

But say the word. The word just say.
And you and I can spend the day!
Let's eat prunes and sing some tunes
Then cuddle with my friend, Ben Gay!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Roper Avatar
April 13, 2019 at 8:02 PM
Wonderful dr. seuss write, Cindi, congratulations on your win.
Faulkner Avatar
April 13, 2019 at 4:47 PM
This made me laugh, I can relate to some of it - thanks for entering, and congratulations on your placement in my contest!
Fuller Avatar
December 12, 2016 at 6:43 PM
Wow, this was excellent!
Rockwell Avatar
December 12, 2016 at 7:05 PM
Thanks! More fun to laugh at aging than to cry!
Chansarkar Avatar
May 27, 2016 at 8:09 AM
How lovely! Thanks Cindi!
Rodrigues Avatar
May 26, 2016 at 11:14 PM
Cute! Congratulations, Cindi!
Rockwell Avatar
May 26, 2016 at 11:32 PM
Thank you!
Hicks Avatar
May 17, 2016 at 11:53 PM
Kickin' it old school, and not caring what any of those young whippersnappers thinks 'bout it ... I dig. The language seemed reminiscent of Green Eggs and Ham: I am Sam, Sam-I-Am ... lol. Really amusing musing, Cindi ... always good to have a laugh at oneself.
Rockwell Avatar
May 18, 2016 at 12:16 PM
Thank you! It's for a Dr. Seuss contest, so I'm glad you felt that!
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