Holiday Fun

Santa hosted a party one day. Once the drinking had got underway, one poor elf got so pissed he by accident kissed Mrs. Santa inside Santa’s sleigh. How they got in the sleigh no one knows. Frosty saw them and said he’d expose their slight indiscretion with no hesitation when a clatter from somewhere arose. It was Rudolph; so plastered was he that he’d toppled the big Christmas tree. He was red-nosed – lit-up - and he could not sit up, but he begged Frosty, “Let the elf be!”