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I am rather confused... My wife’s belly is bulging and it continues to bulge more and more each day Granted, I am NOT a doctor (although I portrayed one on TV) Thus I offered my diagnosis: “Dear, I think it is merely a case of gas" to which she replied 'Kiss my ass!' At that point, I suspected the worse She was hallucinating! To my knowledge she does not own any member of Equidae Could the gas, having nowhere else to go penetrated her skull and invaded her brain? I was convinced that my diagnosis was correct and this illness had accumulated for quite a while Her 'private parts’ were quite sensitive and sore and she refused to have 'relations’ for 22 months Light bulb! It’s Elephantiasis....