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He's Got It Licked - Bawdy Limerick

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For Ice Cream Limerick Contest

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Paula Goldsmith

Date: 7/23/2023 1:09:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. You need to do a book titled "Laugh Until You Cry." Have a great day/week.......................

Jan Allison
Date: 7/25/2023 11:29:00 PM

aww thanks for such a sweet comment Paula. I am working on a book its called 'A giggle a day... chases the blues a way' hugs Jan xxx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 7/23/2023 12:10:00 PM

Congratulations on this winning work in the contest. Way to go. Thanks for sharing your thoughts with us. Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 7/25/2023 11:29:00 PM

thanks Sara:-) xx

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 7/23/2023 9:21:00 AM

Lolol Jan. You never cease to amuse - congrats! laughingly, :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/25/2023 11:29:00 PM

It's comments like yours that spur me on Linda xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 7/23/2023 4:09:00 AM

Jan, congratulations on your win with this raucous recipe for fun!! Love the innuendo!!! Happy Sunday xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 7/25/2023 11:30:00 PM

oh is there innuendo ... i hadn;t notice lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Merryman

Date: 7/22/2023 6:19:00 PM

Oh my! So naughty! Congrats on your 1st place win, Jan! Blessings, Kim M

Jan Allison
Date: 7/25/2023 11:30:00 PM

Me naughty ... never lol xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 7/22/2023 4:41:00 PM

Jan, congratulations on your first place win, your limerick is bawdy and funny!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/25/2023 11:31:00 PM

Thanks so much for luring me back into writing again, it's down to your contests my muse returned after a long absence xxxx

Terry Flood

Date: 7/22/2023 4:30:00 PM

Crikey… I’m off for a cold shower! Ha ha.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/25/2023 11:31:00 PM

lol thanks Terry xx

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 7/20/2023 2:43:00 PM

it all sounds so very yummy Jan :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/25/2023 11:32:00 PM

thanks Vie xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/19/2023 8:41:00 PM

wow, very bawdy indeed. I sure did not come up with anything super funny for this contest like you did

Jan Allison
Date: 7/25/2023 11:32:00 PM

Me write bawdy... no never lol xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 7/18/2023 12:21:00 PM

Ha! The PS team must be in a frenzy about how to handle this one, Jan! You are too funny…

Jan Allison
Date: 7/18/2023 12:43:00 PM

lol its like a snow white poem compared to some I've read for the contest lol, I wrote one about mushroom ice cream and posted that one for the contest, then i got inspiration about 7am scribbled this down on a notepad and went back to sleep lol:-) hugs Jan xx

John Read

Date: 7/18/2023 8:35:00 AM

I'm sure old Luke is not particular what flavour either. Love your sense of humor Jan.xx

John Read
Date: 7/19/2023 6:16:00 AM

You do have some weird dreams Jan,or should I say sweet.xx

Jan Allison
Date: 7/18/2023 8:47:00 AM

lol thanks John, i originally submitted the mushroom ice cream one but woke with this in my head this morning, scribbled it down and went back to sleep lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 7/18/2023 2:57:00 AM

Now, this is the real Jan Allison. I won’t even try to guess the name of that flavor!

Lin Lane
Date: 7/18/2023 4:04:00 AM

I’ve no doubt

Jan Allison
Date: 7/18/2023 3:51:00 AM

lol less than one minute from start to finish with perfect syllable count each time lol

Lin Lane
Date: 7/18/2023 3:50:00 AM

Hi! You sure don’t need to meditate on writing limericks as fast as you write them. I hope you’re having fun.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/18/2023 3:46:00 AM

ha ha ha Lin! It's not even the one I was working on either lol woke up with this idea had to scribble it on my notepad and go back to sleep lol. Just chilling out at the hotel, did a meditation session and then had to sleep lol:-) hugs jan x