Her Favorite Bonnet

HER FAVORITE BONNET

Wife loved her  black-and-white bonnet   
With a sort of bow at the back.
Believe me I’m no expert on it
But  it was awful  -  most of it was black   
And it looked horribly  like a tail, long and slack. 

She asked me how it seems.
I lied and said  very picturesque,  
Especially the hand-sewn seams  -
Makes you look statuesque, 
Maybe even  Junoesque

I didn’t want to hurt her with  my real thought
(From some angles it was  dalamatian-esque)
Though I suppose I really ought
(from others it was more zebra-esque ;  
And the hanging tail looked skunk-esque).

Went  to get something pretty to suit her,  to give her.
Bought a big green-and-purple thing on sale;
And the other  hat  I dropped  in the river.
She said but it’s not black and white  -  it’s pale; 
And where’s  me  favourite bit,  its tail?!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 4/9/2011 6:06:00 PM
So cool to see you in that top notch spot Sydney. Great day in the neighborhood friend. Congratulations on your worthy poem's honered Placment! Agape, Moses
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Date: 4/9/2011 10:25:00 AM
Congrats Sydney on your 1st place win!Enjoyed your poem--kashinath
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Date: 4/8/2011 11:24:00 PM
Very clever of you to get rid of it without hurting her feelings. Congratulations on your win. Joyce
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Date: 4/8/2011 11:02:00 PM
Congratulations Sydney on your 1st place with in the contest. A very creative write, beautifully worded.Enjoyed the words dalamatian-esque,zebra-esque and all...plus not to forget the tail. A truly inspiring poem . Love, Gautami
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Date: 4/8/2011 3:57:00 PM
So cute!!! This makes for a good story....but then what do men know about hats, anyway!?? Congratulations Sydney, on your win!!
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Date: 4/8/2011 3:44:00 PM
Congrats Syd on your super win for first place in the bonnet contest with this terrific write and entry luv.. enjoy your top spot where the air is as rare as your grand words luv..
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Date: 4/8/2011 2:50:00 PM
Congratulations on the first place win in the contest, Sydney
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Date: 4/8/2011 2:15:00 PM
You got yourself in some trouble! LOL Congrad's on your big win! Light & Love
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Date: 4/8/2011 2:03:00 PM
your wife is a girl of my own heart. 99 percent of my wardrobe is black and white. This is a great story, Sydney. Many congrats on your FIRST PLACE WIN. Lainie
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Date: 4/8/2011 1:47:00 PM
A first-rate poem takes first place. Justice prevails! Congratulations, Syd. Knew this would be a winner. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 4/8/2011 1:41:00 PM
am raving about your high win in this contest, syd.. APPLAUSE! a real comic -strip ( this is a compliment) feel with your shining wit and great word behavior.. " i taught you well, jedi.." lo! :) huggs, nette
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Date: 4/8/2011 1:06:00 PM
Congratulations on your placement in my contest Sydney. The poems were all so good was hard to judge. Love, Carol
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Date: 3/17/2011 2:38:00 PM
funny bones tickling again, syd! posted our collab already! :) huggs, nette
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Date: 3/15/2011 7:20:00 AM
Thank you for supporting my contest Sydney. Love, Carol
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Date: 3/14/2011 5:44:00 PM
Sounds like you just changed one horror for another.." a big green and purple thing" lol. no accounting for taste ... I loved our poem. BG
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Date: 3/14/2011 4:00:00 PM
Enjoyed this. Comical Verse is the hardest form of poetry, and you've done a good job with this. I try and pack as much information in as fewer words as possible. Here's an example, using your first verse: Wife loved her black-and-white bonnet -It had an ungainly bow at the back. Believe me, I’m no expert on it But it was awful, and mostly black And like a pachyderm's trunk when slack. Thank you for sharing.
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Date: 3/14/2011 12:39:00 PM
This is adorable, Syd. Really made me laugh. I know you were trying to be kind, but perhaps you should have told your wife the truth about her black bonnet. There's a commercial where "Honest Abe" Lincoln's wife asks him if her butt looks big in a dress. It was at least three feet wide. He had a hard time responding without offending her when he said, "Maybe a little." Very cool entry for the contest! Best wishes for success. Love, Carolyn
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