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I am quite the expert when it comes to failure -- No! No! Not that way, that may be right! So, I am developing an app. to be sold online: "How to Fail in 10 easy lessons" -- bad at designing web pages, will probably have a payment option that doesn't work: Therefore, I will choose for me a person to handle that aspect of the business, someone totally inept, who will screw the process up even worse. I could just can the idea all together, which would be smart~ but do I really want to risk that? -- being smart I mean? Hmm, I need help. Only Wrong People please comment. What about me, Joe -- divorced, penniless, living on the street?! "You can be chief financial officer" -- What about me, Joe -- never made a correct decision in my my life!? "Sounds like my president" ...

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Joe Maverick

Date: 7/25/2024 11:24:00 AM

The end is nigh..' So we can look forward to Never having to look back' on our mistakes' I mean.' Anyway what type of a test would it Be 'if we wern't tested?' See..? I was talking To myself there though, Joe Dimino.) May The new day bring you joy and fulfillment!

Joe Dimino
Date: 7/26/2024 9:42:00 AM

Thank you, Joe. What the heck, I laugh at myself as I laugh at others -- we, people, a quite the Amusing lot...when we are not destroying one another. Blessings my friend.

Ink Empress

Date: 7/20/2024 12:59:00 AM

The ending made me laugh, how clever and witty. I need to make an app too, for something, maybe, how to deal with narcissists, as we tend to see so many now walking around us. I really loved the part “ will probably have a payment option that doesn't work: Therefore, I will choose for me a person to handle that aspect of the business, ” lol! Good one! You can write on any theme just effortlessly, and get readers connected to the poem. Well done! Pleasure reading this

Joe Dimino
Date: 7/20/2024 6:59:00 AM

Hi IE; I hear ya -- gotta laugh or cry. Spinning our wheels, deeper into dirt, seems to be man's soul threads.

Valsa George

Date: 7/19/2024 8:37:00 PM

"What about me, Joe -- never made a correct decision in my my life!? "Sounds like my president" Is it a political lampoon on Joe Biden? However it is so hilarious. Made me smile. Being an outsider, I am not eligible to make a comment. But from what I hear and read, I feel your remarks are more or less correct. Have a happy weekend dear Joe.

Joe Dimino
Date: 7/19/2024 10:48:00 PM

Hi Valsa; happy you got a chuckle from this one. As far as American politics: what happens in my nation often affects the entire world in one way or another. For instance, in my neck of the woods, Conservative Christian mothers are under attack -- for only wanting a say in what their children are being taught in school. Go figure.

Hilda Greenhough

Date: 7/19/2024 9:05:00 AM

I have considered having a somewhat crazy homeless woman to act as my spokesperson. I know everyone will follow me. I like your ideas. Thumbs up.

Joe Dimino
Date: 7/19/2024 9:44:00 AM

Yep! Now you are thinking like me. On my board of directors. Blessings my friend.

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 7/19/2024 9:02:00 AM

LOL! and today’s fiasco…airports on hold, banks, 911! My husband does IT and has to curtail bad behavior so he probably won’t do heehee

Joe Dimino
Date: 7/19/2024 9:43:00 AM

Hi Kim; you gotta laugh...or go mad. We elect criminals to higher political office, and turn lunatics into folk heroes.