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He Sired Ninety-Five Kittens

There once was a cat named Mr. Morgan Who sipped his share of Kentucky bourbon Sired ninety-five kittens Said he's not forbidden From abusing his sexual organ

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 11/7/2022 11:01:00 PM

What a gadabout town!

Valsa George

Date: 11/7/2022 9:53:00 PM

Highly productive..... ! How many wives he procured....? Quite a limerick, dear friend!

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 11/7/2022 8:27:00 AM

LOLOL gw. He was quite the ladies man, eh?

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/7/2022 7:59:00 PM

Quite!

Becky Forbes

Date: 11/6/2022 6:46:00 PM

Is his first name "Captain"?

Becky Forbes
Date: 11/6/2022 7:21:00 PM

Ahoy!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/6/2022 7:15:00 PM

How'd you know, Holmes?! ~ Watson

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 11/6/2022 1:28:00 PM

A good fun Limerick my friend keep writing we need to beware and financially aware but still need to laugh. Hugs and blessings Jennifer

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/6/2022 5:38:00 PM

Laughter is the only remedy for my financial woes. Laughing out loud beats the alternative. ~ Mind over Bitcoin

Robert Gorelick

Date: 11/6/2022 12:19:00 PM

An un-cat igorgical lecture!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/6/2022 5:32:00 PM

Inquiring kittens want to know what 'igorgical' means. lol.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 11/6/2022 1:38:00 AM

Wow, bet he's in the guinness book of records. Tom

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/6/2022 3:53:00 PM

Well, he's in the book of records for cats, Tom. It's called the 'Kit-ness' Book of Records. lol. Always good to laugh with you! ~ Smiling away, Gershon