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Funny Christmas Poem--Santa's Nemesis

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Santa sat in his office nook Hoping to read from his tablet or book Although not too tech savvy A laptop he bought quite flashy Within days, Facebook was his nemesis, a proverbial fish hook Too many friend requests gave him a befuddled look

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Bill Baker

Date: 12/23/2023 4:29:00 PM

Cute fun read, Sara. Thanks for the Christmas cheer! Hugs, Bill

Paige Hind

Date: 12/16/2023 2:39:00 PM

Cute! It made me smile. :)

Sara Etgen-Baker
Date: 12/16/2023 6:02:00 PM

thank you, Paige :-) smiles back at you

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 12/14/2023 3:43:00 PM

Poor Santa…..he does sound perplexed. Looks like he is being dragged into the future, like it or not. Congrats on your clever Santa poem. SuZ

Sara Etgen-Baker
Date: 12/14/2023 4:56:00 PM

Thanks, SuZ, for your visit and your comments on my holiday poem. True, like it or not, we are all in varying degrees dragged into the future. Thanks for the congratulatory words. Have a great evening, Sara

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/14/2023 1:17:00 PM

Ahh, Santa becoming an addict. GREAT job with your entry. My hubbie became disabled a bit from a work injury and all he does is sit in bed doing tik tok all the time while I'm at work part time. Ugggg. So many things we are addicted to. Congrats here.

Sara Etgen-Baker
Date: 12/14/2023 4:55:00 PM

Thanks for your visit and kind words about my entry. Yes, I agree. Addiction is everywhere! That's unfortunate that your hubby is disabled and spends his time on TikTok...Uggg indeed. Have a splendid evening, hugs Sara

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/14/2023 5:38:00 AM

I missed this gem Sara congratulations on your 1st place win. Well he's got a year to answer everyone lol. Tom

Sara Etgen-Baker
Date: 12/14/2023 4:53:00 PM

I appreciate your visit and your congratulatory words. I found your other comment clever....lucky Santa. Have a great evening, Sara

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/13/2023 6:55:00 PM

Where's Siri? Whither Alexis? Hey, Rudolph: Help! ... Hi, I'm a bot. I can help you today... lol.

Sara Etgen-Baker
Date: 12/14/2023 4:29:00 AM

Hilarious and witty comment, Gershon. Thank you for putting a smile on my face today. Enjoy your Thursday, Sara

Terry Flood

Date: 12/13/2023 4:11:00 PM

OMG… can you even begin to comprehend the number of advertiser’s cookies he’ll be lumbered with. REJECT ALL!!! A smart, witty win, Sara. congrats

Sara Etgen-Baker
Date: 12/13/2023 5:13:00 PM

awww, thank you Terry, for your clever comments. I appreciate your congratulatory words and support. Have a great evening, Sara

Joseph May

Date: 12/13/2023 1:50:00 PM

Lol, So many friend requests was sure to crash the site, leaving St Nick overwhelmed, Congrats on your win Sara

Sara Etgen-Baker
Date: 12/13/2023 5:14:00 PM

thank you, Joseph, for your kind words and congratulatory wishes. Thank you for the 'win' and for sponsoring the conterst. Have a splendid evening, Sara

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/13/2023 12:13:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading this creative/fun write with cute picture. Have a fun day............

Sara Etgen-Baker
Date: 12/13/2023 5:14:00 PM

awww, thank you sweet Paula. I appreciate your congrats and your visit. Have a splendid evening, Sara

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 12/13/2023 11:13:00 AM

Cute one, Sara. God bless you this Christmas. Love, Gina

Sara Etgen-Baker
Date: 12/13/2023 5:15:00 PM

thank you, Regina! Sending Christmas blessings to you and yours, hugs, Sara

Jay Narain

Date: 12/13/2023 10:39:00 AM

When Santa got IT savvy, the facebook friend request boggled his mine. Great title,

Sara Etgen-Baker
Date: 12/13/2023 5:15:00 PM

thank you, Jay, for your comments and for stopping by. Hope you have a great evening, Sara

Malabika Ray Choudhury

Date: 12/13/2023 7:03:00 AM

This is so funny, Sara….perfect for the contest! “Nemesis”- what a great word-choice!

Sara Etgen-Baker
Date: 12/13/2023 5:16:00 PM

aww, thank you, Mala! Your comments are priceless. I appreciate your support and encouragement. Hugs, Sara

Lin Lane

Date: 12/13/2023 5:48:00 AM

Lol Sara, and for the next 350 days no one will message him.

Sara Etgen-Baker
Date: 12/13/2023 5:16:00 PM

thanks, Lin. I got a kick out of your reply. Thanks for visiting and enjoy your evening, Sara