Fulla Flaws

Floyd was a fellow full of flaws,
Who flipped for females without cause,
They thought he was cute,
As long as he stayed mute,
But then he’d start jacking his jaws.

And if the lady had any doubt,
What his intentions were about,
Her doubts would soon be gone,
Cause when Floyd was turned on,
His false teeth would always fall out.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Wesley Avatar
October 23, 2012 at 2:59 PM
There are a few that are worth reading umpteen times and this is one of them. I needed a laugh!
Wesley Avatar
November 10, 2011 at 9:16 AM
What can I say when I'm laughing so hard? Your inspiration 's found in strange places! :)
Mac Donald Avatar
March 15, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Fun and cute, Robert! Poor Floyd, seeing those teeth hit the floor would be like his turn off button. Congratulations on this win! Best to you and yours, Mikki
Brown Avatar
February 23, 2011 at 5:16 AM
A belated congratulations Robert on your placement in the contest "Flawless vs' Flaws" sponsored by SKAT*. Love, Carol
Dietrich Avatar
February 6, 2011 at 3:56 PM
hahahahha, LOVE it. Congratulations. LUv, Andrea
Guzzi Avatar
February 6, 2011 at 1:30 PM
great imagery loved the use of the word "jacking" congrad's on your win!
Fraser Avatar
February 5, 2011 at 4:48 AM
Many congratulations Robert on your win in pd's contest, have a lovely weekend....:)
A   Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 10:30 PM
CONGRATULATIONS!!! ;-) Robert~on your awesome win, sure enjoyed.. have a wonderful one,..p.d.
Johnson Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 6:58 PM
Really funny Robert. Congratulations. Love, Joyce
Kendrick Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 4:33 PM
Congratulations on your win..Sara
Pettit Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 4:22 PM
A nice couple of limericks here. Each one is descriptive and humorous. Congratulations on your win.
Calhoun Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 11:25 AM
Hi Robert - Congratulations on your BIG WIN in SKAT'S contest. Best wishes, KC
Taylor Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 10:52 AM
Congrats on a well deserved win, Bob. Nice going. Ralph
Mehta Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Congratulations on the well deserved win in the contest, Robert
George   Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 8:21 AM
lol! Good one, Robert. Congrats on your big win. Lainie
Sweetheart Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 6:39 AM
Congrats Robert my friend on your winning poem in Irma's contest with this wonderful write ... enjoy your top spot with luv... hi to Taz and Mary too..luv..
Radke Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 6:32 AM
Very good limerick. Exactly what a limerick should be. Congratulations on your winning position in the contest. Most deserved. Best wishes. Deb
Tate Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 5:40 AM
Robert, your Fulla Flaws is a great alliteration arrangement. I'll have to break out my attempt at this technique, although falicious and full of foolishness. Thanks for your comments.
A  Avatar
February 3, 2011 at 11:54 PM
ROBERT~Congratulations on your win~ thanks for the support* Skat
Devonshire Avatar
January 31, 2011 at 6:44 PM
Oh, that's too funny, Rob. Great work on this excellent limerick. You have a terrific sense of humor that I really admire! Love, Carolyn
Situation Avatar
January 29, 2011 at 6:27 AM
i feel sorry for floyd. T. S.
Kendrick Avatar
January 27, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Cute one..Got a chuckle...Enjoyed..Sara
Sweetheart Avatar
January 27, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Simply sweet one Robert and good luck in the contest.. luv the jacking his jaws lines.. awesome piece... enjoyed with luv my friend.. thankxx for all the yahoos..too...
Mehta Avatar
January 26, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Very witty and humorous write with nice alliteration, Robert. Good luck in the contest,
Taylor Avatar
January 26, 2011 at 6:36 AM
Funny one, Bob. Awesome write. Enjoyed. Be well and have a great day. Ralph
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