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Gentlemen: Try not to miss when you kiss The same holds true when you piss

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Ilene Bauer

Date: 8/3/2022 4:09:00 PM

Wise advice, Gershon!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/4/2022 7:09:00 PM

I hate it when I miss, ilene. lol. :) gw

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 8/3/2022 8:17:00 AM

lol…oh my! No kiss will be forthcoming…lol

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/4/2022 6:55:00 PM

Aw, Kim. My dreams are all down the drain now. ~ No more Kisses; No more Hugs. lol

Michael Tor

Date: 8/3/2022 7:51:00 AM

lol, Gershon I'm laughing my ass off. (LMAO) I had to show my wife Judith. She laughed and without blinking her response was, "I'M GOING TO PRINT GERSHON'S MESSAGE AND HANG IT ON THE BATHROOM WALL OVER THE TOILET." My response to her was, " I have to schedule an EYE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT, VERY SOON." LOL!!

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 8/3/2022 7:41:00 AM

And if you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be sweet and wipe the seat - read that on a wall somewhere. LOL Linda

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/3/2022 6:57:00 PM

I'm telling you, Linda, I check every toilet seat now before sitting down. Didn't use to have to...

John Lawless

Date: 8/3/2022 5:09:00 AM

HEY!!!! I still remember the days of the loooooong trough in the men's room at Fenway park. Just hit the wall and it was good.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/3/2022 6:56:00 PM

Ha, ha. They had one at Wrigley field in Chicago too. At the old Stadium where the Bulls played it was 'Off the Boards and through the cords! Swishhhhhhhhhh, gw

Valsa George

Date: 8/2/2022 9:21:00 PM

Yes, have caution.... ! :) :)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/3/2022 6:55:00 PM

I try the best the can, but at my age. lol! ~ I. P. Daily