Flat Or Sphere

Ohbard and Pell meet up over lifetimes and dimensions for exchanges and conversations: Flat? Flat. Why Sir I believe not a word of it, why have you not heard, it is a sphere. A sphere? You mean like a ball but begging your pardon but that is a tall tale for me to believe. Now please listen well for I do not deceive. I’m sure no intention is deliberate but I can assure you that it is flat! Popular thought of today, you see is of a sphere that it must be. Must? You say must? Absolutely, of that you can trust. But must says who? Why Sir, ‘tis more than a few in fact it is many. Well I have not heard any to suggest such a nerve. Well Sir, I believe they are ready, please let me serve. Ohbard handed Pell the laden plate There my friend, look here. I’m lost for words, indeed it’s a sphere! Pell then commenced to eat the ball shaped pancake while Ohbard smiled mischievously.