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Fart Flack

bum pun fun bully's hot air~ not so much ***

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Date: 5/15/2020 9:02:00 AM
My wife doesn’t understand why guys find farts so amusing. I guess the 9 year old boy still occupies a spot in my sense of humour. It’s nice to see a few 9 year old girls are still afoot. ;0)
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/15/2020 9:07:00 AM
Hee hee hee hee ;D, Thank you! Just when I was feeling old. xomo!
Date: 5/14/2020 9:30:00 PM
I love any poem about farts. Snaps yo...
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/15/2020 6:12:00 AM
Yay! Then you will love Jan Allison's poetry! This is a poem in her honour. My name is Maureen btw, I've only recently adopted the handle "Pigeon Tart, Defender of Fart", but you can call me Mo ;), xomo!
Date: 5/13/2020 3:44:00 PM
Aw, how can anyone give you any flack on a gem like this. That said, @#$%$ %$@ #%^^@#$! So, there! lol. again. Ciao! ~ gw
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/13/2020 3:57:00 PM
You are a fresh breeze my friend. xomo <3
Date: 5/12/2020 6:18:00 PM
Well said!
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/12/2020 6:29:00 PM
Getting some flack for it, but hey ;), Jan is a dear and worth it. xomo! <3
Date: 5/11/2020 8:37:00 PM
HA. good one!
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/12/2020 7:16:00 AM
Tee hee ;), Thank you Andrea! xomo
Date: 5/11/2020 1:42:00 PM
Nicely put put! But chocolate creates more wind than beans (and stinkier), but when it comes to smell the only thing that beats Heineken and boiled eggs (or pickled onions) is a vulture fart! That is putrid! Aloha! Rico
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 5/13/2020 1:40:00 PM
I was at Teardrop Pueblo with my little sister once and told her to watch a turkey vulture get a flicker. The flicker was busy pecking and too late saw the vulture, which whacked it mid-air with one wing sending it crashing to the rocks below for an hot fast food snack but perhaps giving mankind a clue how to tenderise meat? If you have ever visited a turkey vulture nest, you know it smells like an Amazon conglomeration of sausage casing factories! Coffee beans versus cacao seeds? Aloha! Rico
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/11/2020 2:00:00 PM
Hey wait a minute, the cacao is a bean! ;D,
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/11/2020 1:59:00 PM
Ahh, that explains it. My chocolate habit. Thought it was the bone broth and onions. Is that human eating vulture and farting or a vulture farting? I do love vultures. Watching, not eating. Now snake poo, that is PUTRID! Will never own a reptilian again. xomo
Date: 5/11/2020 12:59:00 PM
Here I sit, all broken hearted. Had to sh#! But only farted.
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Mark Koplin
Date: 5/11/2020 1:03:00 PM
Lol
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Mark Koplin
Date: 5/11/2020 1:01:00 PM
Farver beans with a nice Chianti
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/11/2020 1:00:00 PM
Heh heh ;), ...why is love like a fart? Because if you have to force it, it's probably sh*t. ~x
Date: 5/11/2020 12:53:00 PM
Me da always said "let yer wind go free where'ere ye be or it'll be the death a ye
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/11/2020 1:01:00 PM
That deserves an hallelujah. xomo
Date: 5/11/2020 12:06:00 PM
Mo, I prophesy that this li'l offering (or large?) titled, "FART FLACK" is on the "FAST TRACK" to POTD status. Now, if such accolades could be the result of what comes out from both ends! That would be divine ... Genesis 3 admits we are but dust, albeit stardust. amen. WTG!
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/11/2020 1:04:00 PM
I dunno, I had that honour yesterday. Who knows... There may be enough gale force to blow for poem of the week ~x
Date: 5/11/2020 11:03:00 AM
Just a thought from the queen of poop... you could sub title it 'fart attack' lol:-):-) hugs jan xx
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/11/2020 1:06:00 PM
I bow to the Queen (squeezing my cheeks) <3
Date: 5/11/2020 10:58:00 AM
Great one Mo! I love it! A new fav indeed.
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/11/2020 1:07:00 PM
Tee hee! Thank you dear ;), xomo!
Date: 5/11/2020 10:20:00 AM
It would be a matter of aSStronomical & gAstronomical weight, should this poem make POTD! You have already said your Hallelujahs. Now ...wait & see (before the EXPLOsssions).
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/11/2020 10:24:00 AM
Pea soup hot, pea soup cold, pea soup in the pot nine jokes old! Oh I love it! We're on a tear that'll make your eyes run! ;D,
Date: 5/11/2020 9:38:00 AM
Folks, I had white kidney beans for lunch. Frankly I had more trouble with DHAL (yellow split pea soup). But heads up, SOUPERS, if later you smell something VEGETARIAN ... (Mo is naughty enough to suggest: "say Grace." I wish to caution, LOTS OF GRACE. amen (Do I hear an Hallelujah?)
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/11/2020 9:44:00 AM
Hallelujah!!!! ;D,
Date: 5/11/2020 9:35:00 AM
A Lament from Cindy, formerly known as Joe She looked down below... that is when I let one go. She shook her head to and fro, And said, "if I bite, you'll be the first to know."
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/11/2020 9:46:00 AM
Lol! Love it! When my dad wasn't saying "squeaky floor boards", it was "ducks!"... I just blame the dog. xomo
Date: 5/11/2020 9:19:00 AM
My Ohio pal grew Zuccchini ... his wife did not! What's the fartiest vegetable, MO?
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Anil Deo
Date: 5/11/2020 9:39:00 AM
see above (U asked for it). shalom, shalom
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/11/2020 9:34:00 AM
"Beans! Beans! They're good for your heart! The more you eat, the more you fart, the more you fart, the better you feel, so eat beans with every meal!" Ask, and you shall receive <3
Date: 5/11/2020 9:04:00 AM
On second thoughts .... please DON'T!
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Anil Deo
Date: 5/11/2020 9:18:00 AM
Then BASTA! Peace at last ... pressure's let off.
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/11/2020 9:07:00 AM
Say grace ~ xomo
Date: 5/11/2020 9:03:00 AM
Yeah Universe (universes?, multiverse?) RECYCLE that!
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/11/2020 9:07:00 AM
LOL! All we are is wind ;D,
Date: 5/11/2020 6:29:00 AM
we normally say "what doesn't pay rent Let it out". :P love your work
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/11/2020 6:52:00 AM
Lol! Around here it's "whoever smelt it dealt it" ;), Thank you Peter! xomo
Date: 5/11/2020 3:15:00 AM
Ha! Here's one for you. A quote my two younger sisters and I had back in the day....."SHE thinks she's hot sh#!, but she's only cold fart". P.S. It still holds true in our court.... the response ... hmm I won't be holding my wind waiting. It's not in my nature. It's the passive farts that are the deadliest...best to let RIP. and get it ALL out in the open ... be free babes, be free...;)
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Mark Koplin
Date: 5/11/2020 6:47:00 PM
Grrr ruff
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Mark Koplin
Date: 5/11/2020 1:07:00 PM
Ribbit
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Lady Labyrinth
Date: 5/11/2020 7:26:00 AM
purrrrrr....
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/11/2020 6:51:00 AM
Coo
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Lady Labyrinth
Date: 5/11/2020 3:38:00 AM
God I hate BULLIES. Yep, 3 strikes and you're out.
Date: 5/11/2020 2:15:00 AM
I've been mocked I've been blocked but will never stop the farty stuff mo!:-) hugs Jan xx
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/11/2020 2:38:00 AM
...you can't block that stuff. My sis tried. Didn't fart in front of her partner till she was 8mos pregnant and couldn't hold it in anymore. We are VERY different ;D,
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Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/11/2020 2:36:00 AM
Oh you found my fart art! <3 <3 <3