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Fart Flack

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             bully's hot air~

              not so much



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Richard Lamoureux

May 15, 2020 at 9:02 AM

My wife doesn’t understand why guys find farts so amusing. I guess the 9 year old boy still occupies a spot in my sense of humour. It’s nice to see a few 9 year old girls are still afoot. ;0)

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 15, 2020 at 9:07 AM

Hee hee hee hee ;D, Thank you! Just when I was feeling old. xomo!

Andreanna Escamilla

May 14, 2020 at 9:30 PM

I love any poem about farts. Snaps yo...

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 15, 2020 at 6:12 AM

Yay! Then you will love Jan Allison's poetry! This is a poem in her honour. My name is Maureen btw, I've only recently adopted the handle "Pigeon Tart, Defender of Fart", but you can call me Mo ;), xomo!

May 13, 2020 at 3:44 PM

Aw, how can anyone give you any flack on a gem like this. That said, @#$%$ %$@ #%^^@#$! So, there! lol. again. Ciao! ~ gw

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 13, 2020 at 3:57 PM

You are a fresh breeze my friend. xomo <3

May 12, 2020 at 6:18 PM

Well said!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 12, 2020 at 6:29 PM

Getting some flack for it, but hey ;), Jan is a dear and worth it. xomo! <3

Andrea Dietrich

May 11, 2020 at 8:37 PM

HA. good one!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 12, 2020 at 7:16 AM

Tee hee ;), Thank you Andrea! xomo

May 11, 2020 at 1:42 PM

Nicely put put! But chocolate creates more wind than beans (and stinkier), but when it comes to smell the only thing that beats Heineken and boiled eggs (or pickled onions) is a vulture fart! That is putrid! Aloha! Rico

May 13, 2020 at 1:40 PM

I was at Teardrop Pueblo with my little sister once and told her to watch a turkey vulture get a flicker. The flicker was busy pecking and too late saw the vulture, which whacked it mid-air with one wing sending it crashing to the rocks below for an hot fast food snack but perhaps giving mankind a clue how to tenderise meat? If you have ever visited a turkey vulture nest, you know it smells like an Amazon conglomeration of sausage casing factories! Coffee beans versus cacao seeds? Aloha! Rico

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 11, 2020 at 2:00 PM

Hey wait a minute, the cacao is a bean! ;D,

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 11, 2020 at 1:59 PM

Ahh, that explains it. My chocolate habit. Thought it was the bone broth and onions. Is that human eating vulture and farting or a vulture farting? I do love vultures. Watching, not eating. Now snake poo, that is PUTRID! Will never own a reptilian again. xomo

May 11, 2020 at 12:59 PM

Here I sit, all broken hearted. Had to sh#! But only farted.

May 11, 2020 at 1:03 PM

Lol

May 11, 2020 at 1:01 PM

Farver beans with a nice Chianti

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 11, 2020 at 1:00 PM

Heh heh ;), ...why is love like a fart? Because if you have to force it, it's probably sh*t. ~x

May 11, 2020 at 12:53 PM

Me da always said "let yer wind go free where'ere ye be or it'll be the death a ye

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 11, 2020 at 1:01 PM

That deserves an hallelujah. xomo

May 11, 2020 at 12:06 PM

Mo, I prophesy that this li'l offering (or large?) titled, "FART FLACK" is on the "FAST TRACK" to POTD status. Now, if such accolades could be the result of what comes out from both ends! That would be divine ... Genesis 3 admits we are but dust, albeit stardust. amen. WTG!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 11, 2020 at 1:04 PM

I dunno, I had that honour yesterday. Who knows... There may be enough gale force to blow for poem of the week ~x

May 11, 2020 at 11:03 AM

Just a thought from the queen of poop... you could sub title it 'fart attack' lol:-):-) hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 11, 2020 at 1:06 PM

I bow to the Queen (squeezing my cheeks) <3

May 11, 2020 at 10:58 AM

Great one Mo! I love it! A new fav indeed.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 11, 2020 at 1:07 PM

Tee hee! Thank you dear ;), xomo!

May 11, 2020 at 10:20 AM

It would be a matter of aSStronomical & gAstronomical weight, should this poem make POTD! You have already said your Hallelujahs. Now ...wait & see (before the EXPLOsssions).

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 11, 2020 at 10:24 AM

Pea soup hot, pea soup cold, pea soup in the pot nine jokes old! Oh I love it! We're on a tear that'll make your eyes run! ;D,

May 11, 2020 at 9:38 AM

Folks, I had white kidney beans for lunch. Frankly I had more trouble with DHAL (yellow split pea soup). But heads up, SOUPERS, if later you smell something VEGETARIAN ... (Mo is naughty enough to suggest: "say Grace." I wish to caution, LOTS OF GRACE. amen (Do I hear an Hallelujah?)

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 11, 2020 at 9:44 AM

Hallelujah!!!! ;D,

May 11, 2020 at 9:35 AM

A Lament from Cindy, formerly known as Joe She looked down below... that is when I let one go. She shook her head to and fro, And said, "if I bite, you'll be the first to know."

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 11, 2020 at 9:46 AM

Lol! Love it! When my dad wasn't saying "squeaky floor boards", it was "ducks!"... I just blame the dog. xomo

May 11, 2020 at 9:19 AM

My Ohio pal grew Zuccchini ... his wife did not! What's the fartiest vegetable, MO?

May 11, 2020 at 9:39 AM

see above (U asked for it). shalom, shalom

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 11, 2020 at 9:34 AM

"Beans! Beans! They're good for your heart! The more you eat, the more you fart, the more you fart, the better you feel, so eat beans with every meal!" Ask, and you shall receive <3

May 11, 2020 at 9:04 AM

On second thoughts .... please DON'T!

May 11, 2020 at 9:18 AM

Then BASTA! Peace at last ... pressure's let off.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 11, 2020 at 9:07 AM

Say grace ~ xomo

May 11, 2020 at 9:03 AM

Yeah Universe (universes?, multiverse?) RECYCLE that!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 11, 2020 at 9:07 AM

LOL! All we are is wind ;D,

Peter Paul Valletta

May 11, 2020 at 6:29 AM

we normally say "what doesn't pay rent Let it out". :P love your work

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 11, 2020 at 6:52 AM

Lol! Around here it's "whoever smelt it dealt it" ;), Thank you Peter! xomo

May 11, 2020 at 3:15 AM

Ha! Here's one for you. A quote my two younger sisters and I had back in the day....."SHE thinks she's hot sh#!, but she's only cold fart". P.S. It still holds true in our court.... the response ... hmm I won't be holding my wind waiting. It's not in my nature. It's the passive farts that are the deadliest...best to let RIP. and get it ALL out in the open ... be free babes, be free...;)

May 11, 2020 at 6:47 PM

Grrr ruff

May 11, 2020 at 1:07 PM

Ribbit

May 11, 2020 at 7:26 AM

purrrrrr....

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 11, 2020 at 6:51 AM

Coo

May 11, 2020 at 3:38 AM

God I hate BULLIES. Yep, 3 strikes and you're out.

May 11, 2020 at 2:15 AM

I've been mocked I've been blocked but will never stop the farty stuff mo!:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 11, 2020 at 2:38 AM

...you can't block that stuff. My sis tried. Didn't fart in front of her partner till she was 8mos pregnant and couldn't hold it in anymore. We are VERY different ;D,

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 11, 2020 at 2:36 AM

Oh you found my fart art! <3 <3 <3

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