Fair and Square Humorous Patter Sayings Poetry Contest

A right and a left and around to the back Line up like horses at the track Queen of hearts, Jack of spades, Gee up Neddy and promenade Allemande left with your best front runner Wink at your mate if you've pulled a stunner Lift knees up and dressage round the room It's the old style way to meet a groom Comb your hair and tie your laces Question why you come to these places Do si do, you may as well since you're here It all makes sense by the third or fourth beer It's been a while, since this patter won fair lady Don't dismay that they call you shady Hurry up gals, choose your stud Oh you're going home alone, I suspected you would