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Bad Kitty - Christmas

|° °|° °|° °|° °|° °|° °|° °|° °|° °| © © © © © © © © © © When you have fallen fast asleep, I'll crawl toward your hall and creep out through your door... Advancing quickly through the gloom, I'll prance into your living room and as you snore, I'll pulverize your rug and purr, while sizing up your Douglas fir, and when I... LEAP! I'll dangle ever frantically, until each spangle from your tree is in a HEAP! I'll SLASH your floppy socks's toes and GNASH your boxes tops's bows in savage bites! Then lift, at last, my pretty tail and spritz a blast of 'Kitty Male" ...to wreck your lights! |° °|° °|° °|° °|° °|° °|° °|° °|° °| © © © © © © © © ©

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Constance La France

Date: 1/1/2019 6:58:00 PM

Lycia, congratulations on your win in my contest with this lovely and creative poem, well done ~

Eve Roper

Date: 12/31/2018 11:35:00 PM

Back with congratulations on your win. Happy New Year's

Caycay Jennings

Date: 12/19/2015 1:41:00 AM

I sure did enjoy this! Congratulations on your win ... CayCay

Skat A

Date: 12/17/2015 1:24:00 PM

lycia, CONGRATULATIONS on your nice win. ~SKAT~

John Lawless

Date: 12/16/2015 4:12:00 PM

I know this cat!!!!! Congrats on your placement in the contest

Lycia Harding
Date: 12/17/2015 9:51:00 AM

Thank you, John - back atcha! xoxo

Teddy Kimathi

Date: 12/16/2015 5:39:00 AM

Greetings Lycia. Congrats for your #2 placement in the contest! ;-)

Eve Roper

Date: 12/15/2015 10:48:00 PM

Great write! Congratulations on a great win, Lycia!

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 12/15/2015 10:36:00 PM

Such a beauty Lycia.. no wonder a great win.. big congrats!

Susan Gentry

Date: 12/15/2015 10:04:00 PM

Congratulations! Well written.

Eve Roper

Date: 12/6/2015 11:39:00 PM

Thank goodness I don't have a cat! My puppy does me well! Congratulations on your win!

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 12/4/2015 11:11:00 PM

Wonderful poem and win Lycia... big congrats!

Skat A

Date: 12/4/2015 10:03:00 PM

Lycia, Congratulations on your sweet win. Enjoyed your entry. LUV SKAT

Eric Boddie

Date: 11/14/2015 4:20:00 PM

and that is why I don't do indoor pets....lol

Eric Boddie
Date: 11/30/2015 4:36:00 PM

well my place is on top....and remember that I wont flop....but I will inspire the panty drop....I meant drip, you better let me stop....lol

Lycia Harding
Date: 11/24/2015 2:38:00 PM

Just make sure you know your place.... or take a scratch across your face!

Eric Boddie
Date: 11/18/2015 2:55:00 PM

I like scratches is a fact....just as long as they are on my back....lol

Lycia Harding
Date: 11/18/2015 6:53:00 AM

Cubs like you will have their fun **+** as always, I remain detached **+** remember this advice though, son; **+** mess with a cat, you might get scratched!

Eric Boddie
Date: 11/14/2015 4:48:00 PM

actually cougars are not indoor pets....they are beasts like me so you should expect....that not about me would refuse to be their prey....so put on you cougar print, what do you say....lol

Lycia Harding
Date: 11/14/2015 4:27:00 PM

Repeat: What about Cougars? Wraaaarrr!

Jan Allison

Date: 11/11/2015 8:06:00 AM

This made me smile Lycia good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Lycia Harding
Date: 11/11/2015 11:39:00 AM

Heh heh! Thank you, Jan. xoxo!