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Down On My Luck

Mister, can you help a poor rich fella out Right now, I’m kinda down on my luck, and that sucks Will you help me out, please ... can you spare a couple million bucks That’ll be just enough to see me through, get me on my feet and off my back It’s hard being a penthouse top cat living like a cellar bottom-feeding rat My refined, high cultured ways is under cash flow attack, I just need to re-up my portfolio mojo with a small injection of a little greenback smack Think you might can help me out of a fix like that I’m really jones-ing to get my wealthy high-life back It’s tough sledding as of now, living in some rinky-dink, three-star downtown Hilton hotel My current low income life is back taxes living hell A most unbearable situation for me a Manhattan uptown swell I’m business royalty ... got Rockefeller princely pedigree, but now I’m in a serious fiscal pinch — and my banking knight fealty pals are shunning me At this very moment, all my stocks are failing, my major investments are all ailing Market fluctuations speculatively are poised to ruin me, knock me off those corporate boardroom cushy seats ... straight into hard, rock bottom poverty Got disloyal creditors wanting to toss me and my french poodle Mimi out on the street So once again, I’m begging you ... Brother, can you help a poor rich fella out I’ve been kinda down on my luck lately Will you help an honest American out, please ... If you can you spare it, a couple million bucks will set me at ease

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Date: 5/30/2017 9:18:00 PM
Oh no ...the poor man, cant have that happening to him!! Yeah those Hilton hotels dont have Egyptian cotton sheets on the beds, Shocking !! I'll see if I have a spare million around. Thoroughly enjoyed this brilliant poem of yours Freddie..... Maria
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Date: 5/30/2017 6:26:00 PM
Haha, you're a cracker, RW! Have you heard of Allan Bond? Sounds like him! A poor rich man! Sorry, it's been so long since we've caught up my friend! All the best bro
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Date: 5/30/2017 5:38:00 PM
I . . um, left some at the office for you amigo. Good luck with that! Funny.
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Date: 5/30/2017 2:41:00 PM
Man, I am sorry, I left my wallet in my other suit. :) This was funny my friend. Very creative and humorous.
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