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Crouching Tiger Ridden Donkey

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7/4/2024

Second Place ~ Picture Prompt Poetry Contest sponsored by Margarita Lillico

My Free-range Limericks are loads of laughs, full of fun, and antibiotic and gluten-free. Isn't that strange?

Image supplied by the contest sponsor.

A donkey and his rider were attacked By tigers leaving no time to react Donkey said to tiger “Chill …” Tiger growled saying “I will,” “You’ll bring us riders daily per our pact!”

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FJ Thomas

Date: 3/4/2025 10:30:00 PM

I don't know whether to laugh or be appalled... quite the predicament. Lol I love a limerick with a twist. Awesome Mark.

Mark Toney
Date: 3/5/2025 6:39:00 AM

Lol, why not do both? ;) Your comments are awesome!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/22/2024 9:22:00 PM

I do not know which place you got. But I remember thinking it was the best written one I had read. Big congrats

Mark Toney
Date: 7/22/2024 9:33:00 PM

That’s so kind of you to say, Andrea.

Valsa George

Date: 7/21/2024 10:46:00 PM

Well done, Toney! In the last line, the twist was unexpected. Congratulations on your top win.

Mark Toney
Date: 7/22/2024 6:47:00 AM

Valsa, thank you for the nice comment. Congratulations on your “Retort” limerick!

Jan Allison

Date: 7/21/2024 3:29:00 AM

fabulous limerick and I LOVE the clever title mark, many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Toney
Date: 7/21/2024 6:40:00 AM

Thank you so much, Jan. I’m so glad you love it.

thriveni c mysore

Date: 7/19/2024 7:20:00 PM

congratulations. happy writing

Mark Toney
Date: 7/19/2024 10:59:00 PM

Thank you, Thriveni. Much appreciated.

David Drowley

Date: 7/19/2024 10:48:00 AM

Mark, Congratulations on your win. Well done.

Mark Toney
Date: 7/21/2024 6:33:00 AM

Thank you, David.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/18/2024 1:03:00 PM

Way to go, Mark. love the play on movie title.

Mark Toney
Date: 7/18/2024 8:37:00 PM

Much appreciated, Andrea.

David Crandall

Date: 7/18/2024 10:09:00 AM

Hey, congratulations Mark - again, good one!

Mark Toney
Date: 7/18/2024 8:36:00 PM

Thank you, David!

Terry Miller

Date: 7/18/2024 1:41:00 AM

Nicely done, congratulations

Mark Toney
Date: 7/18/2024 3:44:00 AM

Thank you, Terry. I enjoyed your “Bengal Buffet.”

Crystol Woods

Date: 7/12/2024 8:33:00 AM

Oh how cool! Love your interpretation of this! So imaginative and brings a smile to my face. Xoxo

Crystol Woods
Date: 7/19/2024 5:12:00 PM

Awe that's funny! Right up my funny bone alley... thanks! Xo

Mark Toney
Date: 7/12/2024 1:11:00 PM

Glad you loved it, Crystol. Your “Dentist Donkey” is brilliant, and that’s the tooth. ;)

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 7/5/2024 9:45:00 AM

I loved reading your fun Limerick write. I also did this one. I do not know how to get the picture to my page. Can you soup mail me??? "Good Luck" Have a blessed/fun day writing away.................

Mark Toney
Date: 7/5/2024 10:56:00 AM

I’m glad you loved this one, Paula. Soup Mail on the way.