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Celebrity Limerick - Bawdy

MICHAEL JACKSON As Michael performed his routine and belted out hit ‘Billy Jean’ When he grabbed his crotch His voice rose one notch Some critics deemed his moves obscene! Limerick Contest 8/20/18

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Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 8/27/2018 11:45:00 AM

I laughed so hard over this one Jan. As you know I made it a fave and I would've had it in first place too! Congratulations! ; )

Jan Allison
Date: 8/27/2018 12:41:00 PM

Thanks Connie, your comment and Rico's have made my day, I'm just happy to be on the list - I'm wary to write for limerick contests as I've had 2 n/a's and when you see the winners .... will say no more lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Olusegun Arowolo

Date: 8/26/2018 4:48:00 PM

Beautifully written.. Congrats on your well deserved win,great poet

Jan Allison
Date: 8/27/2018 12:39:00 PM

Thanks Olusegun:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 8/26/2018 2:09:00 PM

Back with congrats on your win in the contest, Jan. ~ gw

Jan Allison
Date: 8/27/2018 12:39:00 PM

Thanks GW:-) hugs Jan xx

Susan Gentry

Date: 8/26/2018 1:19:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. Well done.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/27/2018 12:39:00 PM

Thanks Susan:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 8/25/2018 1:56:00 PM

I suspect readers were laughing too hard to type, but a great catch, Jan! I would have rated this First Place! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 8/27/2018 12:38:00 PM

Thanks for your positive comment Rico, I am just grateful to be on the short list:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 8/25/2018 1:10:00 PM

Haha...Congrats on your win Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 8/27/2018 12:38:00 PM

Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/25/2018 10:03:00 AM

Congrats on your win, Jan! Love, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 8/27/2018 12:37:00 PM

Thanks so much Carolyn - thinking of you xxx:-) hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 8/25/2018 8:53:00 AM

I'm back to say CONGRATS! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 8/27/2018 12:37:00 PM

Thanks Janice:-) hugs Jan xx

Virginia Waters

Date: 8/25/2018 3:27:00 AM

very good - spot on too - congrats

Jan Allison
Date: 8/27/2018 12:37:00 PM

Thanks Virginia:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Knowlton

Date: 8/24/2018 8:05:00 PM

Oh so funny and creative Jan…As usual you are the best at Limericks.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/27/2018 12:36:00 PM

Thanks Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 8/24/2018 5:59:00 PM

Very fun and well done Jan, congratulations on your win in the contest!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/27/2018 12:36:00 PM

Thanks Tania I was delighted to be on your list:-) hugs Jan xx

Seren Roberts

Date: 8/22/2018 10:08:00 AM

oh yes Michael could definitely sing with or without holding his "thing" his hips held the beat as he watched his feet Maybe he just didn't like to swing (as in music tempo) great one Jan my effort is poor here just for fun...Seren

Jan Allison
Date: 8/22/2018 11:46:00 AM

Ha ha ha love that comment seren:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 8/21/2018 11:21:00 PM

Hello Jan … hello, the fun police get a mention. They're like a jumbo jet landing - the engines stop except their whining goes on and on - good one Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 8/22/2018 3:28:00 AM

I've experienced the fun police on here many times - if I can't make folks laugh then its them that needs locking up lol:-) We need more laughter in our lives and some folk just need to get a life!:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 8/21/2018 1:49:00 PM

And just think, MJ did not live long enough to go from crotch to crotchety ...And that was likely all for the best... ~ Gershon

Jan Allison
Date: 8/21/2018 1:54:00 PM

oh what a clever comment GW:-) hugs jan xx

Winged Warrior

Date: 8/20/2018 11:30:00 PM

You were waiting for this contest, hey Jan...best for a fantastic win my friend...love & limericks...^WW^

Jan Allison
Date: 8/21/2018 2:57:00 AM

I wasn't even sure about putting this in the contest as I had lots of reads but no comments but now its my most commented on poem in weeks apart from the collaboration which ended up getting POTW lol!:-) hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 8/20/2018 8:13:00 PM

Wow! Good one, Jan! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 8/21/2018 2:55:00 AM

Thanks Janice:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 8/20/2018 6:42:00 PM

I am laughing so hard I can barely type Jan. You are the BEST at writing Limericks! I have to fave this one! : )

Jan Allison
Date: 8/20/2018 6:50:00 PM

aww thanks Connie that is such a lovely comment! I wasn't sure about entering this one in the contest as I had no comments and over 30 reads but now I have so many comments and will leave it in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 8/20/2018 5:59:00 PM

ha! very well done, jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/20/2018 6:13:00 PM

Thanks Ilene:-):-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/20/2018 5:30:00 PM

HA. that is so funny to recall him doing that. Good one, Jan. I need to think something up quick.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/20/2018 5:47:00 PM

I was unsure if I should submit it to the contest but as I enter fewer and fewer these days I thought I'd take the risk with this one:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 8/20/2018 5:26:00 PM

Love his music, very funny limerick!!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/20/2018 5:29:00 PM

Thanks Art! I was considering putting in a different poem for the contest but will stick with this one for the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 8/20/2018 3:31:00 PM

I loved Michael Jackson, "Billie Jean" was one of my favorites, I remember watching the World Premiere of "Thriller," still miss him-

Jan Allison
Date: 8/20/2018 3:33:00 PM

I think many can remember staying up to watch Thriller when it was shown for the first time on TV:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 8/20/2018 3:02:00 PM

That was funny. Loved it Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 8/20/2018 3:13:00 PM

I was in 2 minds about entering it for the contest and have another one in reserve, but with all the positive comments I will risk it in the contest. its a premiere so I know places are limited and to be honest I use the contests as writing prompts and enter fewer and fewer these days:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 8/20/2018 2:38:00 PM

Thank you for the witty entertainment, Jan. I'm afraid MJ never really managed to 'grab' my attention! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 8/20/2018 2:42:00 PM

ha ha ha thanks Paul I love that comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 8/20/2018 2:28:00 PM

So, true. I never cared for him much, but I love your limerick.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/20/2018 2:36:00 PM

Thanks Dale, he was an odd persona for sure but his music was awesome:-) hugs Jan xx

John Gondolf

Date: 8/20/2018 1:12:00 PM

Thanks for the chuckle, Jan. I never could understand the purpose for him grabbing himself, it didn't lend anything to the song or dance. Best of luck in the contest. John

Jan Allison
Date: 8/20/2018 2:26:00 PM

lol

John Gondolf
Date: 8/20/2018 1:45:00 PM

Perhaps it is insecurity about his masculinity....checking to make sure he was still a man...

Jan Allison
Date: 8/20/2018 1:30:00 PM

I agree John it was a bizarre move and he would give a little yelp,when I googled about MJ I found that Justin Bieber is copying it now - ugh lol:-) hugs Jan xx