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Booby Trap - Dedicated To Arthur Vaso

My darling I know have put on weight
But I didn’t expect you to set bear bait

Now I am caught on the traps you set
The pain is intense and I’m getting upset

These boobies can no longer be concealed -
I hope the clamp marks will soon be healed

I will be starting my job as a sexy poll dancer
We need the money -  this new job is the answer

Please will you hurry outside and release me
Don't think of charging me a clamping fee!!

29th August 2016

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Eve Roper Date: 8/31/2016 11:34:00 PM Haha! This is hilarious! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/1/2016 2:24:00 AM Thanks Eve I am so glad Arthur has such a great sense of humour:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop Date: 8/31/2016 7:50:00 PM Hahahaha : )..lol. I wonder what She has in those trapsHemade.. Could be arse's trapped gas : ) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/31/2016 7:58:00 PM ha ha ha great one Charma - they look like deflating barage balloons:-) hugs Jan xx Charmaine Chircop Date: 8/31/2016 7:51:00 PM An H cup : )

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 8/30/2016 5:20:00 PM This is a hoot Jan. I am sure he loved it! 7 Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/30/2016 6:29:00 PM Thanks Connie:-) when I got the cartoon from Mama Bear I couldn't resist writing the poem and Arthur was a great sport in letting me post it:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Paul Van Der Merwe Date: 8/30/2016 3:03:00 AM Hilarious write Jan - please keep them coming. Mark Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/30/2016 5:46:00 AM I'll try Mark thanks for your continued support:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley Date: 8/30/2016 1:23:00 AM Ouch! Now nipple long to the Chemist and get some Germolene! fun write, Jan, Viv x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/30/2016 5:46:00 AM ha ha ha Mr Viv - you know my humour when I saw this cartoon I simply couldn't resist lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joe Dimino Date: 8/29/2016 11:33:00 AM Hilarious! Both art and words are superbly done! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/29/2016 11:37:00 AM Thanks Joe:-) One of the other soupers Mama Bear sends me 'funnies' to inspire me - I couldn't resist posting this one and Arthur has a fabulous sense of humour and was more than happy for me to post it:-)

Paul Callus Date: 8/29/2016 10:53:00 AM Wow!! This is superb entertainment, Jan:) and I'm referring to both poem and visual! Great ending line:) I had no doubt Arthur would join in the fun! Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/29/2016 11:19:00 AM I got sent the cartoon yesterday and Arthur was a great sport by letting me dedicate the poem to him :-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 8/29/2016 10:00:00 AM I woke up this morning, had a coffee, went out to check all my traps and not even one catch!!!! Someone must be stealing them!!!!! This is hilarious Jan, love the humor! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/29/2016 2:22:00 PM OMG Tim I was only chatting this morning with the hubby about doing a poem on beavers ! ha ha ha how spooky is that!:-) hugs Jan xx Tim Smith Date: 8/29/2016 2:20:00 PM I think it's the Beavers Jan Allison Date: 8/29/2016 10:32:00 AM ha ha ha thank you so much for being a great sport - I get so much inspiration from things around me and when mama bear sent me that cartoon I simply couldn't resist:-) hugs jan xx

DM Babbit Date: 8/29/2016 12:49:00 AM LOL Getting old sucks. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/29/2016 3:14:00 AM LOL It sure does DM:-) hugs jan xx

CayCay Jennings Date: 8/28/2016 9:19:00 PM 149 people have already read this so now 150 have laughed! I love your humorous side and we all benefit from it. Good one, Jan ... CayCay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/29/2016 3:12:00 AM I took mine off CayCay .. my knees were cold (joke by the way folks) :-) hugs Jan xx CayCay Jennings Date: 8/28/2016 9:19:00 PM I wonder if I'm the only female who adjusted her bra while reading it!

Alexis Y. Date: 8/28/2016 8:19:00 PM LoI! Ouch. Jan, Arthur's going to love it. You wrote a good poem from the picture. You are one funny lady: -) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/29/2016 3:17:00 AM He's gone into hiding I think Alexis ... when mama bear sent me the cartoon I just had to write a poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lynn Marie Date: 8/28/2016 7:52:00 PM pain..lol..Arthur will love this Jan..it will zoom him outta the 'dark' from his last poem and propel him to another universe..lol :-) ..and that 'cartoon'...my oh my :-) a 'dedication poem' like no other..lol blessing to you both (extra one for Arthur :-)) lynn Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/29/2016 3:22:00 AM I simply couldn't resist writing the poem Lynn as the cartoon was absolutely perfect with Arthur's name!!! I think he's too busy sending it to his mates to comment ... have had so many reads lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance Date: 8/28/2016 7:20:00 PM ouch lol Login to Reply Casarah Nance Date: 8/28/2016 7:27:00 PM yup Jan Allison Date: 8/28/2016 7:24:00 PM lol Can you see the pic now Cas? hugs Jan xx

Mama Bear Date: 8/28/2016 7:18:00 PM Glad to have given you inspiration A laugh a day is necessary Hugs Edith Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/28/2016 7:19:00 PM Thanks Mama Bear - the pic with the 'Arthur' name just inspired me lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 8/28/2016 7:15:00 PM Arthur...what have you done?...hope they leave you alone and stay in hibernation Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/28/2016 7:17:00 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Seren Roberts Date: 8/28/2016 7:11:00 PM lol nice one ....Seren Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/28/2016 7:12:00 PM LOL I hope Arthur picks himself up off the floor and comments lol:-) hugs Jan xx