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BOOBY TRAP - DEDICATED TO ARTHUR VASO

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Many thanks to Mama Bear for sending me the cartoon which inspired the poem and for Arthur for being such a good sport for letting me post it:-)

 

My darling I know have put on weight But I didn’t expect you to set bear bait Now I am caught on the traps you set The pain is intense and I’m getting upset These boobies can no longer be concealed - I hope the clamp marks will soon be healed I will be starting my job as a sexy poll dancer We need the money - this new job is the answer Please will you hurry outside and release me Don't think of charging me a clamping fee!! 29th August 2016

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Date: 8/31/2016 11:34:00 PM
Haha! This is hilarious!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 9/1/2016 2:24:00 AM
Thanks Eve I am so glad Arthur has such a great sense of humour:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/31/2016 7:50:00 PM
Hahahaha : )..lol. I wonder what She has in those trapsHemade.. Could be arse's trapped gas : )
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/31/2016 7:58:00 PM
ha ha ha great one Charma - they look like deflating barage balloons:-) hugs Jan xx
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Charmaine Chircop
Date: 8/31/2016 7:51:00 PM
An H cup : )
Date: 8/30/2016 5:20:00 PM
This is a hoot Jan. I am sure he loved it! 7
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/30/2016 6:29:00 PM
Thanks Connie:-) when I got the cartoon from Mama Bear I couldn't resist writing the poem and Arthur was a great sport in letting me post it:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/30/2016 3:03:00 AM
Hilarious write Jan - please keep them coming. Mark
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/30/2016 5:46:00 AM
I'll try Mark thanks for your continued support:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/30/2016 1:23:00 AM
Ouch! Now nipple long to the Chemist and get some Germolene! fun write, Jan, Viv x
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/30/2016 5:46:00 AM
ha ha ha Mr Viv - you know my humour when I saw this cartoon I simply couldn't resist lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/29/2016 11:33:00 AM
Hilarious! Both art and words are superbly done!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/29/2016 11:37:00 AM
Thanks Joe:-) One of the other soupers Mama Bear sends me 'funnies' to inspire me - I couldn't resist posting this one and Arthur has a fabulous sense of humour and was more than happy for me to post it:-)
Date: 8/29/2016 10:53:00 AM
Wow!! This is superb entertainment, Jan:) and I'm referring to both poem and visual! Great ending line:) I had no doubt Arthur would join in the fun! Hugs // paul
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/29/2016 11:19:00 AM
I got sent the cartoon yesterday and Arthur was a great sport by letting me dedicate the poem to him :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/29/2016 10:00:00 AM
I woke up this morning, had a coffee, went out to check all my traps and not even one catch!!!! Someone must be stealing them!!!!! This is hilarious Jan, love the humor!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/29/2016 2:22:00 PM
OMG Tim I was only chatting this morning with the hubby about doing a poem on beavers ! ha ha ha how spooky is that!:-) hugs Jan xx
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Tim Smith
Date: 8/29/2016 2:20:00 PM
I think it's the Beavers
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/29/2016 10:32:00 AM
ha ha ha thank you so much for being a great sport - I get so much inspiration from things around me and when mama bear sent me that cartoon I simply couldn't resist:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/29/2016 12:49:00 AM
LOL Getting old sucks.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/29/2016 3:14:00 AM
LOL It sure does DM:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/28/2016 9:19:00 PM
149 people have already read this so now 150 have laughed! I love your humorous side and we all benefit from it. Good one, Jan ... CayCay
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/29/2016 3:12:00 AM
I took mine off CayCay .. my knees were cold (joke by the way folks) :-) hugs Jan xx
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CayCay Jennings
Date: 8/28/2016 9:19:00 PM
I wonder if I'm the only female who adjusted her bra while reading it!
Date: 8/28/2016 8:19:00 PM
LoI! Ouch. Jan, Arthur's going to love it. You wrote a good poem from the picture. You are one funny lady: -) Alexis
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/29/2016 3:17:00 AM
He's gone into hiding I think Alexis ... when mama bear sent me the cartoon I just had to write a poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/28/2016 7:52:00 PM
pain..lol..Arthur will love this Jan..it will zoom him outta the 'dark' from his last poem and propel him to another universe..lol :-) ..and that 'cartoon'...my oh my :-) a 'dedication poem' like no other..lol blessing to you both (extra one for Arthur :-)) lynn
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/29/2016 3:22:00 AM
I simply couldn't resist writing the poem Lynn as the cartoon was absolutely perfect with Arthur's name!!! I think he's too busy sending it to his mates to comment ... have had so many reads lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/28/2016 7:20:00 PM
ouch lol
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Casarah Nance
Date: 8/28/2016 7:27:00 PM
yup
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/28/2016 7:24:00 PM
lol Can you see the pic now Cas? hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/28/2016 7:18:00 PM
Glad to have given you inspiration A laugh a day is necessary Hugs Edith
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/28/2016 7:19:00 PM
Thanks Mama Bear - the pic with the 'Arthur' name just inspired me lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/28/2016 7:15:00 PM
Arthur...what have you done?...hope they leave you alone and stay in hibernation
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/28/2016 7:17:00 PM
ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/28/2016 7:11:00 PM
lol nice one ....Seren
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/28/2016 7:12:00 PM
LOL I hope Arthur picks himself up off the floor and comments lol:-) hugs Jan xx