Blame It On the Reindeer
Just last year I asked
Santa to bring me three things:
a good GPS device,
dance music CD’s,
and a sexy negligee.
On Christmas I woke
to find just one ornament
hanging from my tree -
an apology attached
giving this explanation:
Rudolph got sick, so
I needed your GPS.
Dancer and Prancer
broke open your CD’s, and
that Vixen stole your nightie!
Written by Andrea Dietrich for
Linda-Marie's "SANTA'S SURPRISE" Poetry Contest
Copyright © Andrea Dietrich | Year Posted 2011
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