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Blame It On the Reindeer

Just last year I asked
Santa to bring me three things:
a good GPS device,
dance music CD’s,
and a sexy negligee.

On Christmas I woke
to find just one ornament
hanging from my tree -
an apology attached 
giving this explanation:

Rudolph got sick, so
I needed your GPS.
Dancer and Prancer
broke open your CD’s, and
that Vixen stole your nightie!


Written by Andrea Dietrich for
Linda-Marie's "SANTA'S SURPRISE" Poetry Contest

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Kash Poet

June 20, 2012 at 7:13 PM

Soupmail....soupmail....soupmail......

Poet Destroyer A

January 17, 2012 at 8:39 PM

he... he he..love this one... i remember this one... and about the movie... it $ucks... lol..i have it at home... JACK & JILL... its sorry... i'm even playing a game of checkers on line... I'm not a real soup addict... just trying to be.. trying to get back to the soup loving me...i have gone all day without it... just been here in and out for the last 3 hours .... but tonight... i will sleep... thanks..p.d.

Black Eyed Susan

January 10, 2012 at 7:49 AM

Congratulations on your 1st place win! Such a great little poem! the ending is just hilarious :)

Carol Sunshine Brown

January 10, 2012 at 5:07 AM

Congratulations on you win in Linda-Marie's "Santa's Surprise contest Andrea. Love, Carol

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

January 10, 2012 at 2:19 AM

Love it well done x

Bl Devnath

January 9, 2012 at 10:41 PM

Congratulation on your superb win, my friend. Loved it. bl

Jon Arno

January 9, 2012 at 10:03 PM

Very cute poem Andrea. I enjoyed it. Good job and congratulations. Best regards, Jon

Carrie Richards

January 9, 2012 at 1:21 PM

This is hilarious!! Well done, Andrea.....Congrats!!!

Gwendolen Song

January 9, 2012 at 12:58 PM

Those rascally reindeeer! What were they thinkin gettin into your treats??...Congrats on this super duper win, Andrea...u stole the show AGAIN!! ha ha. Gwendolen

John Smith

January 9, 2012 at 10:41 AM

Congratulations on your first place win. You are so much fun. Vixen in a negligee; not a pretty sight to see.

Debbie Guzzi

January 9, 2012 at 10:41 AM

funny one Andie! Congrad's Light & Love

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

January 9, 2012 at 10:02 AM

CONGRATS ANDREA ON FIRST PLACE WIN FOR THIS WITTY ENTRY ...

Black Eyed Susan

December 5, 2011 at 7:50 AM

so clever! i wish i had thought of it! i still have no idea what to do for this contest. yours makes it look so easy. i bet you'll win BIG with this! :)

Robert Johnson

November 30, 2011 at 11:13 AM

Your poems of christmas are lovely,fun wonderful gifts to us here at Soupland. Thanx.

Phyllis Babcock

November 29, 2011 at 9:08 AM

You had me chuckling again with this humorous write Andrea. love phyl

Daver Austin

November 28, 2011 at 12:47 PM

Understand that Santa saw the nightie and couldn't get back up the chimney. This comment is naughty, but then so is your poem. Love it. I am planning on sending for your book. Congrats on the publication. I'm sure it's tops. Love, daver

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

November 27, 2011 at 10:46 PM

Haha! This got me laughing, Andrea! Well good 'ol Santa had to use what he had to use, heehee Vixen wearing that nightie would be such a sight! Enjoyed the surprise here, sweetie :) and eep, I think yahoo is getting weird-- I can't view any yahoo pages now...but I'm doing good, thanks, I hope you are too-- hugs to you :D

Joe Maverick

November 26, 2011 at 1:41 PM

You know what Andrea, you were "outfoxed by that reindeer" but i say better luck this year...!

Nola Perez

November 26, 2011 at 7:25 AM

Now, how cool! (literally) I love this one. LOL at the end. Thanks for commenting on my poem Nola, waist-ing away, not in margaritaland

Anne Rutherford

November 26, 2011 at 5:20 AM

What a great fun poem Andrea, good luck in the contest.It's a winner for sure.Anne

Kash Poet

November 26, 2011 at 2:04 AM

Haha..this is funny Andrea...And see below if Wilma can do anything.Tell me one thing many people here at soup writing 'too' as 'to'(see below PD's comment),is it a normal practice there?Best wishes.

Poet Destroyer A

November 25, 2011 at 11:24 PM

Andrea, first things first~ How was your thanksgiving? I hope fine! About this poem: lol... you ask for to much..(kidding)..well I could not help but laugh. at Santa using the GPS.... and me stealing your nightie. LOL~ Gosh, this was fun to read. Most poems tonight are deep (good) and sad. Thanks for the smile. And maybe this year you can ask Santa, For, a tub scrub. and some nose piercing... and some cookies... lol.. see what he tells ya... got to go run in my strawberry fields,..p.d.

Lizzie Treetop

November 25, 2011 at 10:11 PM

This is really delightful! Love the bit about Vixen!

Elizabeth Wesley

November 25, 2011 at 9:19 PM

Didn't have any idea of what this might say but it full of fun and had a good laugh with it. Best wishes for the contest and That sure is a snazzy picture of you. I love this feature but haven't been able to do mine yet.

Jack Horne

November 25, 2011 at 2:01 PM

LOL, I'd love to see Vixen in your nightie - better than Santa, I suppose, at least : ) A winner for sure, Andrea

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