James Fraser Poet Limerick

Bill's Cucumbers

There once was a Nun who knew Bill
For his cucumbers gave her a thrill
Off to sleep she went, dreamt
Her thoughts heavenly sent
All sweating she woke up with a shrill

Now embarrassed she's off to confess
That a cucumbers left her distressed
To the Father she cries
Would they be Bill's he replied
I've dreamt, now let us totally repent

< came to me after reading Jan Allison's 'Limerick' about Bill's Cucumbers >

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Sara Kendrick September 12, 2020 at 9:25 AM Interesting work. Not sure I exactly understand it but I think I do. Thanks for your visit to my page. Sara

Gershon Wolf August 25, 2020 at 9:23 PM Ha,ha! When limericks come to you, well, what can I say?! Enjoyed! :) gw

Jan Allison August 19, 2020 at 12:49 AM oh James I am blushing and have tears of laughter -I'm so delighted my silly poem inspired you to write this gem... we need more humour in our lives especially at these troubled time:-) Into my faves and thanks for my first smile of the day:-) hugs Jan xx