Bed Linen Blues

To the wall, to that hard-to-reach corner I bend That's right! (you old son-of-a gun!) Now work your way backward, down to the foot-end First things first, get the worst of it done! Ya know, it’s like life! There's a lesson to learn How SIMPLE, yet DEEP can it be? I reap what I sow and I'm... paid what I earn?? Thank you lord! I finally see!! ...Uh-oh, wait a minute, there's some kinda' glitch Something’s wrong, something just-does-not-match The damn things' on SIDEWAYS, you SON of a b***h! Now you gotta' start over from scratch!! See, the short end's too short and the long end's too wide (Just relax, stay focused, get it right!) Aw, screw the whole thing!! Ain't no skin off MY hide!! (Sh-t, just sleep on the couch tonight) ***Edited version of a previous post (Writer's block remedy)