Bed Linen Blues

To the wall, to that hard-to-reach corner I bend
That's right! (you old son-of-a gun!)
Now work your way backward, down to the foot-end
First things first, get the worst of it done!

Ya know, it’s like life! There's a lesson to learn
How SIMPLE, yet DEEP can it be?
I reap what I sow and I'm... paid what I earn??
Thank you lord! I finally see!!

...Uh-oh, wait a minute, there's some kinda' glitch
Something’s wrong, something just-does-not-match
The damn things' on SIDEWAYS, you SON of a b***h!
Now you gotta' start over from scratch!!

See, the short end's too short and the long end's too wide
(Just relax, stay focused, get it right!)
Aw, screw the whole thing!! Ain't no skin off MY hide!!
(Sh-t, just sleep on the couch tonight)

***Edited version of a previous post (Writer's block remedy)
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January 14, 2014 at 12:28 PM
Tim, ------ ~ Did you really think I'd leave without stopping by to say Good-bye. Never, Muwahahahaha! Why the word alone sounds -forever and difficult. LOL, I love this place and the poets. A couple of soup friends and I are taking a short vacation. REMEMBER! The Best Thing About Leaving is the "RETURN." I will leave in good faith, in hopes you don't forget me, and you are looking forward in having me visit you and your poems in the future. HAHA, I will bring a new me when I return. "I Can't wait to see you again:) If you ever want me to read a certain poem or you wish to say hi... Drop by my E-Mail Address. [email protected] :) Sincerely yours ~Always & Forever~ The Sweet Poet Destroyer
Guzzi Avatar
October 26, 2013 at 8:47 AM
You, cher, think you can't write a sonnet because you don't know what it is you have already done & how a sonnet is made LOOK above each group of 4 lines is called a quatrain - see your first 12 lines? your end rhyme pattern is [a,b,a,b-c,d,c,d -e,f,e,f ] NOW what you have there is all but the last 2 lines of a Shakespearian Sonnet!! Cher! IF you ended the verse using lines 14, & 16 YOU HAVE A SONNET!!! :P Light & Love
Guzzi Avatar
October 26, 2013 at 8:49 AM
So to recoup LOL 3 quatrains [groups of 4 lines with SOME end rhyme pattern] & 1 couplet in which the last 2 words rhyme & voila a SONNET!!!
Hendricks Avatar
July 27, 2013 at 8:07 PM
Hilarious, Tim. You're good, my friend. Thanks for a belly laugh. Licia :-)
White Avatar
July 24, 2013 at 5:42 AM
Omg dude, this is as funny as it is true. Smiles
Posey Avatar
July 6, 2013 at 9:25 PM
I knew this would be a winner.... COngrats.....Jake
Macfarlane Avatar
July 6, 2013 at 2:24 PM
Hilarious....and sheets on my bed are blue, ha,ha. Awesome write and win!
A  Avatar
July 6, 2013 at 1:58 PM
cool poem, CONGRATS, love Skat
A   Avatar
July 5, 2013 at 11:13 PM
TIM.... congratulations... from:Linda
Posey Avatar
July 2, 2013 at 6:38 PM
Me, I just tear the corners off.... and it might not look pretty till you cover it with a bed spread. ...... It does cut down on the swearin'. .... I loved it..... Jake
Jones Avatar
June 30, 2013 at 9:19 PM
Oh great...thanks...needed this...and have you came..across those that just have elastic all the way around yet? Just a circle? How stupid is that! Thanks Tim
Guzzi Avatar
June 24, 2013 at 10:29 AM
Hey Tim go read my new contest info and read the blog please, I could use some help. Light & Love
Richards Avatar
June 22, 2013 at 9:07 AM
SO TRUE!!!! The guy who invented fitted sheets should be shot.......!!! Did he ever try to fold one neatly, to stack on the shelf in the linen closet??? Heck no !!!! LOL !! Can't be done!!
Trifiatis Avatar
June 20, 2013 at 12:46 AM
Certainly you have brought a smile on my face so broad, That all can see as I walk down the road! Life is like that as well. Isn't it? Great work! I mean the ...poem!
Kendrick Avatar
June 19, 2013 at 4:28 PM
Those sheets can be a pain sometimes..tommorrow I have to change some oh joy..Enjoyed reading your version..Thanks for the visit to my work..Your comments are uplifting..Sara
Chircop Avatar
June 18, 2013 at 7:49 AM
Lol..Very funny-When i want to read somethinh which makes me feel good and put a smie on my face..right here reading your verse or one of mamdy's blog is my place.Tnks forsharing:)
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June 14, 2013 at 6:50 PM
Tim, I'm still laughing while writing this comment. Thank goodness I stopped by to read this GEM. It's nice to read an up-beat poem. One that gives you a deep belly laugh. I hope the sofa is comfortable. Have a wonderful weekend. Warm Smiles (giggle), Connie
Onclaud Avatar
June 14, 2013 at 12:59 PM
i can see myself in this raking, grating piece, tim.. you outdid yourslef and hit the roof with such wired yet descriptive images.. sooo real and amazing.. hope you're off the block!...:) huggs
Nair Avatar
June 14, 2013 at 8:26 AM
Tim, it's quite a job describing little frustrations of daily life, you have done a great job of it!!
Ober Avatar
June 14, 2013 at 7:09 AM
Hahaha this gave me such a great laugh this morning... Thank you for that, Tim!
Hunter Avatar
June 14, 2013 at 6:18 AM
Haha...that's pure entertainment, Tim...
Dietrich Avatar
June 14, 2013 at 12:34 AM
hahaha. don't bother to make that damn bed!!
Delaney Avatar
June 13, 2013 at 6:39 PM
So funny , Tim That is one of my least favorite chores too. Bores me now and can't wait until it's done but I love the feel of fresh sheets. SuZ
Manassian Avatar
June 13, 2013 at 4:07 PM
Oh Tim...Interesting write...I like the way you worded things. I have problems sometimes with making the bed due to the mattress being in a fitted bed frame .....GRRRRRRR....I know what you mean. Thanks for your visit. You are always welcome! :)
Bauer Avatar
June 13, 2013 at 1:19 PM
ha! this is hilarious! i have the same experience when i change the sheets and it's very frustrating. you've captured that perfectly in your poem!
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