Backtalk From My Easy Chair

It's you again? I am surprised
To see you back so soon.
You said you had so much to do
And it is barely noon.
"Pies don't bake themselves," I've heard you say,
"And brooms don't groom a room.
Without a human hand to guide,
No duties they'll assume."

I sit patiently year after year,
Unassuming and admired,
Just waiting to engulf your rear
When you are truly tired.
You may think I am inanimate,
Unaware of my own charms,
But I know how much you're longing 
Just to fall into my arms.

When you are truly weary
And have come to me for rest,
I'll welcome you, but until then
You haven't passed the test.
So get thee up now, grab that vac.
Shut the TV off and run.
I'll wait right here to ease your back
When all your chores are done.

By: Joyce 11/21/09

Written for Matt's "Speak Chair Speak contest.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009


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Date: 11/26/2009 3:59:00 PM
oh I like this
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Date: 11/24/2009 7:43:00 PM
Joyce this was hilarious... such a cute premise... for a poem .. I also entered my "Cleopatra Chair" in the contest.. this is so fun... good luck to u... blessings and luv .. happy turkey day... Linda-Marie "Sweetie"
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Date: 11/21/2009 10:34:00 PM
Love this Joyce...good luck in the contest...Marty
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Date: 11/21/2009 5:16:00 PM
That chair is letting you run things today. Nicely done and creative work that should do well in the contest. Keep the creative pen flowing. Sara
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Date: 11/21/2009 12:42:00 PM
Delightful and funny!! That chair has an attitude!! Good luck in the contest, Joyce! ~ Love, Carrie
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Date: 11/21/2009 12:41:00 PM
Oh, Joyce, I love the chair's line about "just waiting to engulf your rear." I often find motivation lacking and the recliner beckons me to ignore my chores. Many of us can relate to this and you wrote it with such an elegant charm. Good luck in Matt's contest! Love, Carolyn
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