Avant-Garde Home

Your avant-garde home fills a crucial niche ensures the perpetuation of outrageous kitsch The painting on the wall entitled 'Insemination' keeps this admirer on the brink of regurgitation That chlorophyll-fish oil drink your butler foisted on me helps me every fifteen minutes or so to pee As for your 'petrified out-of-water deep sea plants' Don't look now; they're on fire with carpenter ants Then there's your 'mahvelous' retro pet rock collection pinched, no doubt, from the local House of Corrections I must confess that your house is, indeed, quite impressive ~ considering that your compulsions are beyond obsessive